Best Twitter Profile Ever, Random Question

Buckeye Beast's picture
October 16, 2012 at 3:46a

I found this twitter profile today, & I thought it was pretty good. I figured some people on this site would really enjoy this, & that the world in general just needs to know about it. In order to post this, I have to have a minimum of atleast 200 words. So, since I can't think of anything good to say & pressing the same key 200 times would make me look crazy, I'll just make up a random question:


How does Brady Hoke spend his free time?

A) Eating while he continues an intense poke war with Denard Robinson on Facebook (Denard has to poke back, or he's off the team)

B) Calling Rich Rodriguez to talk about his feelings & the latest episode of Glee

C) Posing for photos in the mirror with his stomach fat rolled up to resemble celebrity faces. (While he wears sunglasses of course)

D) Other (Feel free to post below)


I realize this could just be the most pointless blog post anyone on this site will ever see, but I guess we all need a way to lighten up a bit after this weeks poor defensive performance at Indiana. Seems to me like everyone's a bit on edge about that lately, although for good reason.

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pcon258's picture

good twitter account, without a doubt. my favorite osu related twitter, although not very active anymore was @NotJimBollman
A little aside though, in the future, this should probably be in the forum. While I much prefer commenting on blog posts because of the ability to reply to comments (the forum doesn't allow that), simple convenience is not enough. I'd limit these in the future to avoid accusations of "sticker mongering"

Buckeye Beast's picture

Thanks for that bit of advice, I knew nothing about that actually. I will make sure to limit these posts in the future, you do weird stuff when you wake up at 3am & can't get back to sleep. I'm actually looking at this now wondering what's wrong with me..

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NoVA Buckeye's picture

I liked the Jim Bollman one. I'm partial to @FakePatShurmur because it's "the most accurate parody account you have ever seen"

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NObuck-I-inTEAM's picture

C).  I wonder if his stomach is fat enough to make his own fat face.

Buckeye Beast's picture

I never thought that someday I would have to admit Brady Hoke ISN'T fat enough to do something

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btalbert25's picture

JabbaTheHoke starts every morning off with a nice bacon grease and gravy smoothie.

jthiel09's picture

This just made my day, perfect new Twitter account to follow, thank you Buckeye Beast.


Buckeye Beast's picture

Thank you sir, I'm glad somebody enjoyed it as much as I did.

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