Jorts-Wearing, Chest-Painted FSU Bros Outside Courthouse: Winston is a "a great guy. Free Jameis!"

December 5, 2013 at 3:09p    by DJ Byrnes    
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Photo Via: Patrick Nohe

There are some days when it's best to take a break from the knee-jerk reactions of college football fandom, and if you're a Florida State fan, your star quarterback ducking sexual assault charges is one of those days. Granted, not all Seminole fans threw on a pair of their favorite jorts and headed down to the press conference announcing Winston won't be charged, but at least six idiots did:

Welcome to college football in the year 2013. Historians may recognize this as the Rubicon.


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ATXbucknut's picture

That is just disgusting.  They are awful, awful human beings.  Even if the situation invovled OSU instead of FSU, they would be awful human beings.

Moses Cleveland's picture

OTHER NEWS: Will Muschamp en route to Tallahassee to recruit these bros to play offensive line for Gators.

droessl's picture

DIY jorts.  I hate everything about this

buckeyeEddie27's picture

It's not as if he's under fire for spilling beer on someone you bro'ed out, Jack Johnson, Axe Body Spray, Brodie Smith, F'n Douche bags.   Go Home!
*edit.  Just Youtube Derrick Comedy "Bro Rape"   It's these guys.
 
 
 

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

hansman's picture

At a loss for words.

GoBucks713's picture

Can we deport any of these bastards?

-The Aristocrats!

Hovenaut's picture

"Hey y'all.....we're famous, 'cause a' Jameis!"
 
Your pickup truck has been towed away, gentlemen.

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.

AlphaMaleBettor's picture

these pics are sooo gay
LOL

jeremytwoface's picture

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

I can only imagine the photographer was changing into a werewolf right as the picture was being taken.

Jonnferrell's picture

LOL perfect.  

"I miss Brady Hoke."

hansman's picture

Who wants to go on a shirtless jort jog to the courthouse to support Jameis? Come on who's with me!

Philly White's picture

This is absolutely disgusting.
Before the DA's case could even be laid out--a case that's demonstrated these mother fuckers should be petrified of having a female friend in Tallahassee need police assistance after a sexual assault claim--they rush to defend someone not based on anything other than him being good at getting a weird shaped ball past an arbitrary line. They literally brought a spectator sport mentality to a rape case announcement.
This is what rape culture looks like. 

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

Why can't spree killers pick times like this to strike?

Nkohl13's picture

The "M" actually appears to be wearing a jean skirt.

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

Nah, it's a skort. Much hipper.

toad1204's picture

Tasteless...  I wonder if they realize this is something that could follow them around for the immediate future and possibly longer.  Guessing they do not have girlfriends anymore. 

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

Oldschoolbuck's picture

Girlfriends "anymore", Toad? You're giving those d-bags way too much credit!
"Hey, bro! Let's throw a kegger to celebrate, y'all; we can totally get the b**ches from tri-delt to show up!"

GoBucksToledo's picture

Apparently a trip to the still on the way to the courthouse affected their attire.

IBleedSandG's picture

Wow. The word idiots doesn't even begin to describe that group.

"You pick up the rifle and go as hard as you can possibly go."
-UFM

Doc's picture

Do you think maybe they were trying to be ironic?  Failing at it, but still trying.  What other reason would they do this?  Other than trying to make some sort of point.

"Say my name."

gutterwaste's picture

I guess its possible, but I'm going with straight dumbass.

BrooklynBuckeye's picture

Irony is dead, but nobody knows that, which is ironic.

Oldschoolbuck's picture

+1 Brooklyn! Looking at the pictures of those numbskulls lowered my IQ by 20 points... thanks to you, it's back where it should be!

toledo_buckeye's picture

This is what you get when your family tree lacks branches.

VestedInterest's picture

Probably the worst part of this shit is that with all the FSU representation surely in attendance not one of them saw it prudent to ask these asshats to go home?

ohiowhitesnake's picture

This guy loves his jorts

BammBammRiley's picture

My guess is these guys got the exact attention they were looking for

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Bucksfan's picture

Damn I hope the Buckeyes get the chance to pummel these jacks.

OSUStu's picture

These guys just helped me realize that you can rearrange the letters in J-A-M-E-I-S to spell D-O-U-C-H-E-B-A-G-S.  Pretty cool coincidence.

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

Kaceybrown's picture

Classless tasteless fools. 

ScarletNGrey01's picture

Those buffoons deserve a Marcus Hall salute.

The will to win is not as important as the will to prepare to win. -- Woody Hayes

hit_the_couch's picture

Please tell me this is photoshopped. Is the guy with the M wearing a skort?
I'll bet a number of people laughing at this thread rock jorts themselves.

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!