Arkansas May Do Helmet Stickers in 2014

November 22, 2013 at 7:11p    by DJ Byrnes    
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Done by LSUFreek

Scumbag Bert Beliema is at it again, folks:

1-5 can make someone pretty bitter, it looks like.

Source: @NWARobbie

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Buckeyeneer's picture

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bert
Sooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes
THE Ohio State University

WOLFofOHIO's picture

#Karma.

there is no greater joy than watching Michigan get slammed. in anything

biggy84's picture

Bert is assuming he will be employed in '14. Big assumption. 

4thandinches's picture

Well played sir, well played. 

I wasn't born a Buckeye but I became one as fast as I could. 

KBonay's picture

This would work well:

JozyMozy's picture

More like made your bigass skin crawl to Fayetteville and eventually a coaching position at UConn or Temple or something

Kalamazoo Steve's picture

Thinking Arkansas AD isn't real popular right now.

Phutatorius's picture

Oh, now see, and here I thought Arkie was doing helmet stickers, and it was just that nobody had earned one.

SaddleRiverBuckeye's picture

Maybe the Southwest Conference will take them back

Civilized life ends in Toledo

703Buckeye's picture

They'd find a way to lose in a non-existent conference.

"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter

cinserious's picture

I feel the Razorbacks might be more fitting in the Sun Belt Conference.

"Get him a body bag, Yeah!"

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

"just makes my skin crawl."

No Bert, your skin crawls because you picked up something in Vegas. Try a little penicillin next time.

Ethos's picture

hey Bert. I got a news flash for you. nobody in arkansas nor the sec conference cares that you hate ohio state. you can stop using us as a way to pump up your fanbase. it doesnt work down there. 

"What do you need water for, Sunshine?!" - Coach Coombs, if you don't love this man, you have no soul.

703Buckeye's picture

It barely worked at Wisconsin... Badger fans weren't too keen on Bert after a few years of choking in the Rose Bowl.

"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter

4thandinches's picture

So is it going to be like a tooth or what?

I wasn't born a Buckeye but I became one as fast as I could. 

buckifishr's picture

Pretty sure they used to have sledge hammers as stickers on their helmets.

GoBucksToledo's picture

I think it will be a curly tail, either that or a rack of ribs.

Seabass1974's picture

I just don't get it. He hates that we have helmet stickers but now is thinking about having helmet stickers, even though he hates them. Huh? Say what?

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Woody Hayes

EvanstonBuckeye's picture

Yes. This. Does anything else really need to be added?

NoVA Buckeye's picture

So in other words, Arkansas is going 0-12 next year?

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

Knarcisi's picture

He's such an idiot. It's almost sad. 

BuckGnome's picture

Wisky is sooo much better off w/o this douche on their sideline.
I'm actually glad he despises us.  If it were any other way, I'd feel ..... ewww.

AndyVance's picture

You have to imagine Barry Alvarez watching this train wreck and thinking, "What did I ever see in this pompous goon in the first place?"

MN Buckeye's picture

He blames everyone else for his problems, but he now openly admires OSU.

locko48's picture

 his wife suggested this....but Bert said he was afraid of ghosts.....

geoffrsc's picture

Nice of Bert to take time out of his busy losing schedule to let us know Urban's still living rent-free in his head. Miss ya, ya big dope.

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

1-5, and still bitter about it.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

buckz4evr's picture

Although I don't ever see this happening, but the ultimate karma would be if Tressel came back to coaching and took the head coaching job at an SEC school and again pounded Bert every year of his life.  Or better yet, Arkansas fires Bert, only to replace him with our own Tressel wearing his iconic red vest and chanting  "Woooooooo Pig Sooie!"

Sean N's picture

Personally, I'm not that comfortable with the "1-5, bitch" thing with Bielema.  That "1" was a killer. I know it would have been vacated anyway but that one hurts.
i will agree that he's such a douche, though.

Buckabroad's picture

It is amazing how deeply those beatdowns against us scarred him psychologically. Yeesh, you'd think a professional would simply get over it and move on.

"The minute we stop expecting greatness, we become Wisconsin."

cplunk's picture

Is the plan to give everyone on the team one sticker whenever they win? That way they'll be rare and treasured.
 

BuckeyeFreak4844's picture

This guy rewrites the definition of a whine tit.

Michigan Sucks!

BuckeyeFreak4844's picture

That gif at the top is pure gold, jerry!

Michigan Sucks!

AltaBuck's picture

Considering how much they are paying him, he should not be concerned about helmet stickers and tOSU. He should be concerned about his job security. He is not going to last.
Bert has always reminded me of that Fat Turd Chet from Weird Science (BTW - I am full of cerebral garbage from the 80s)

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

Buckeye in a Bobcat world's picture

If I remember correctly they had these a few years ago. They must have gotten rid of them. 
I'm not much of a fan of helmet stickers unless you have a blank helmet without a logo (Ohio St, Penn St, ND etc)

40 Degrees North's picture

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The guy is an absolute embarrassment. There has to be panic in some circles in Fayetteville. Things are not going well. 
Meanwhile, in Madison, Barry Alvarez might be the most relieved man in college football.

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

In other news Arkansas comes out sporting grey jerseys, pants & helmets.