Former Purdue Coach Danny Hope Has a Résumé Website

November 22, 2013 at 11:46a    by Jason Priestas    
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Committed to Your Program, Your Players and the Game

Are you looking to hire a coach with proven experience at the FBS level and a great mustache? Look no further than Danny Hope's new résumé website, then.

There, you will learn about Hope, "former head coach of Purdue University and storied FCS program Eastern Kentucky University." You can also watch videos, view photos, and read testimonials, including this gem:

As both a former Purdue football player and assistant coach, I can appreciate the great job Danny did at Purdue. His signature wins, along with progress made in key areas of the program, were significant developmental steps for Purdue football.
- Kevin Sumlin, Head Football Coach, Texas A&M University

Like what you see? Hope lists his phone number (don't call him) as well as his email (don't email him).

[Via Hammer & Rails]


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Rapping Bum's picture

LOL.

Help is on the way.

Unky Buck's picture

Hope lists his phone number (don't call him) as well as his email (don't email him).

No promises

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DJ Byrnes's picture

Resisting the urge to call him and offer him the USC job.

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

IBleedSandG's picture

That would be hilarious!
 

"You pick up the rifle and go as hard as you can possibly go."
-UFM

BassDropper's picture

I'm a prank calling pro. I was thinking about doing the same but for the Texas job

DIRECTIONER

Bolt's picture

I wonder if he has "willing to try my best to be a doppelganger of previous coach to ease transition" on his resume.

TMac's picture

Isn't UConn looking for a coach?

johnblairgobucks's picture

He needs to send that resume to Grambling..... they need "significant developmental steps"

Hovenaut's picture

Coach Hope.....getting used to it.

Hate Week runneth over

WashingtonStateBuck's picture

Coach Danny Hope...Committed to Your program, Your players and Your mustache preservation. 

Notthatguy's picture

Best porn 'stache in the business.

I would've sent a check but I already sealed up the envelope...

BuckeyeStrong2's picture

Someone broke Coach Hope's interw3bz :(
 
(Site is down.)

IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

He should just gear the website for his stache. It will get more views.

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.

DefendYoungstown's picture

The website is public information, I'm calling Kevin Sumlin tomorrow and asking why he puts up with J Football's antics. I might even call Coach D @MSU.

What we can't do in the air we'll do on the ground.

jkrk's picture

Wow, he's living in a cave. I went there to laugh but I ended up kind of tearing up.

MN Buckeye's picture

At first I thought you meant he was living in a metaphorical cave, JK, but apparently he really does live in Mammoth Cave.

BuckeyeFreak4844's picture

I really enjoyed getting to know coach danny hope.  

Michigan Sucks!