Ohio State Men's Basketball Owns a Big Buck Hunter Machine

November 15, 2013 at 11:27a    by DJ Byrnes    
29 Comments
The majestic "Big Buck Hunter"

What is better than trudging into the middle of the woods to shoot animals? Shooting fake animals from the comfort of your own living room. (Expect the True Shooting Percentage of the Ohio State men's basketball team to quadruple in the next few weeks.)

Who must be talked to at Shaffer Entertainment in order to secure one of these beauties for the Eleven Warriors' premium content lounge?


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JLBNYC's picture

is Craft wearing Amir's shorts?!

osu07asu10's picture

Much better form playing buck hunter than with his jump shot (I joke..)

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

stevebelliseeya's picture

LOL...you know you're on thin ice when you use sarcasm font and a disclaimer in the same sentence.

"We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion." - Tool

jeremytwoface's picture

So is he being sarcastic about joking???
 
Because I swear, if he says anything negative about my mancrush Craft (#SWOON), then I will have to go all internet mideval crazy on his ass.

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

osu07asu10's picture

No, no...just sarcastic with a little extra disclaimer in there (which apparently did not help!)

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

jeremytwoface's picture

Good.
 
I shall spare you.

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

Earle's picture

Sarcasm is no laughing matter.

Just say no to italics abuse.

Oyster's picture

Actually, the stock is not firmly placed in his shoulder, his shoulders are too square to the target and he has no eye or ear protection.
(it's an Army thing, sorry)

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

his shoulders are too square to the target

Either you misspoke (looking at the pic he's not squared up much at all) or it's been while since you've gone through a training evolution. Modern tactical rifle doctrine focuses on keep your shoulders square to the target rather than blading your body.

Oyster's picture

I guess my 30+ plus years in the military have been a waste then, huh...

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

I have no idea, but I can say you aren't current when it comes to tactical marksmanship training.

Oyster's picture

Neither are you, because you completely missed that he is not wearing his OTV (with yoke and groin protector), any of his MOLLE Gear, Ballistic Helmet, UVEX Spectacles, Hydration System, Elbow and Knee Pads, Flyers Gloves, Combat Boots or even an Advanced Combat Uniform. His weapon is not standard issue for tactical marksmanship training either.
But for shooting a pretend shotgun at a virtual deer, I stand by my original assessment.
(oh, and if you look at the picture at just the right angle, Craft is levitating)
 
Chief
 

GOSUBUcks's picture

Ok guys, lets not let this become a sour subject

osu07asu10's picture

Last time I kid around about Craft's Buck Hunter form...

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

Oyster's picture

No doubt, I followed your lead and I ended up getting in trouble.

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

he is not wearing his OTV (with yoke and groin protector), any of his MOLLE Gear, Ballistic Helmet, UVEX Spectacles, Hydration System, Elbow and Knee Pads, Flyers Gloves, Combat Boots or even an Advanced Combat Uniform.

Oh god you're from S4.

No doubt, I followed your lead and I ended up getting in trouble.

No, you got teased and for some reason decided to take it personally.
I was initially giving you a hard time because Craft isn't squared up at all in the pic.

Unky Buck's picture

Who must be talked to at Shaffer Entertainment in order to secure one of these beauties for the Eleven Warriors' premium content lounge?

I don't know, but we need to figure this out ASAP! 

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Shaffbucks's picture

Ur owner Chris L lived next door to me for a year, as him!! Lol
 

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Chris Lauderback's picture

The President of Shaffer Services, Andy, was my neighbor until this past spring. Dude is a class act so I was glad to see him hooking up with OSU. He's definitely an 11W reader and was a great neighbor because he never bitched about the noise from vinyl records coming from my loft and in his, dude had one of those giant Touch Tunes jukeboxes that was always on blast along with some sweet arcade games.

http://www.bizjournals.com/columbus/print-edition/2013/10/11/entertainme...

 

Shaffbucks's picture

Kind words my friend, miss ya next door, 4th of July 2012 was epic!! 

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OSUStu's picture

Magic Touch?  Naked Photo Hunt in the players lounge?

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

Unky Buck's picture

Steensn would not approve....
More importantly, though...who would get the high score on Word Dojo? I'm guessing Hodge.

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gumtape's picture

Steensn would not approve....

We all made fun of Steensn, but the content has been relatively smut free since his little crusade.

High and tight boo boo

Hovenaut's picture

Wondering where the Premium Lounge picked those up from.

Wish somebody would plug IN THE DAMN KENO MACHINE ALREADY.

Lost my drink.....

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.

Shaffbucks's picture

We took off the explicit for both lounges unfortunately
 

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Goalscorer9's picture

They need to somehow change it from buckhunter to wolverinehunter

Shaffbucks's picture

Glad we can help our men's and women's teams this year!!  Go bucks 
andy shaffer
shaffer entertainment

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