Well this story is a ball of fun. From the finest literary organization in Alabama, AL.com:
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama -- A man was shot in both legs at a gas station early Sunday morning after two unknown suspects taunted him about being an Alabama fan after Saturday's LSU game, according to the Tuscaloosa Metro Homicide Unit.
At 2:37 a.m. on Sunday, homicide investigators responded to a shooting at the Shell station at Skyland Boulevard and Greensboro Avenue in Tuscaloosa.
The victim, a 30-year-old male, had been shot in both legs. He was being transported to DCH with non-life threatening injuries. The victim stated he stopped at the store to use the restroom when two unknown male subjects taunted him about being an Alabama fan.
IF A TIDE FAN CAN'T TALK THAT TRASH IN TUSCALOOSA AFTER A BIG WIN, THEN WHAT IS THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY? (A grim one.)