Alabama Fan Shot in Both Legs, Says Suspects Taunted Him for Being Tide Fan

November 11, 2013 at 12:31p    by DJ Byrnes    
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Not a scene from Alalabama, but close.

Well this story is a ball of fun. From the finest literary organization in Alabama, AL.com:

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama -- A man was shot in both legs at a gas station early Sunday morning after two unknown suspects taunted him about being an Alabama fan after Saturday's LSU game, according to the Tuscaloosa Metro Homicide Unit.

At 2:37 a.m. on Sunday, homicide investigators responded to a shooting at the Shell station at Skyland Boulevard and Greensboro Avenue in Tuscaloosa.

The victim, a 30-year-old male, had been shot in both legs. He was being transported to DCH with non-life threatening injuries. The victim stated he stopped at the store to use the restroom when two unknown male subjects taunted him about being an Alabama fan.

IF A TIDE FAN CAN'T TALK THAT TRASH IN TUSCALOOSA AFTER A BIG WIN, THEN WHAT IS THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY? (A grim one.)


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Bolt's picture


ROLLLLL TIIIIIIIIIDE!

Hovenaut's picture

Where's a superhero-ine when you need one these days?

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

HighBallAce's picture

No matter how many times I bleach my eyes....I will never be able to un-see that!

Unky Buck's picture

I don't know...I may be wrong here...but I suspect she may have eaten him/her.

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Hovenaut's picture

I figured she'd have fatte.....flattened the perp(s).

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

bodast67's picture

 

 

 

     " I hope when I die, I die laughing"...                

RedsBuckeyeBoy's picture

Wow! I can see that Alabama's new Weight Loss and Nutrition Center is paying huge dividends. That is the skinniest Bessie has been since 6th grade!
She's on the verge of getting into the top 10% of "most fit 'bama fans" according to Sports Fan Weekly:
http://fakewebsiteaboutafakemagazinethatdoesnotexist.com/mostfitbamafans/bessie/skinniestsince6thgrade

Earle's picture

She kinda gives "Roll Tide" a different perspective...not to mention that she may be big enough to influence the tides.

Italics are for emphasis.

Buckeytrips's picture

is this what they mean by "The Elephant in the room".

texasbuckeye's picture

Is that considered "roll tide" or "tide rolls"?

TommyWayne's picture

As outrageous/horrifying as this is -- someone getting shot in both legs for simply being a fan of another team, there is a silver lining. This fan can name his temporary wheelchair "Tide."

RedsBuckeyeBoy's picture

I never should have laughed that hard at a wheelchair joke. Thank you for helping me realize just exactly how despicable I truly am.

OSU_ALUM_05's picture

I'm sure when the suspects taunted him the victim just looked the other way and went about his business without responding.  Then, this poor soul was shot in both legs.... tragic.
 
The more likely scenario is that the two guys came up and started taunting the victim.  In response, the victim said something like:  "Alabama is so f%*n awesome moth%&*kers.  I should kick your asses for saying that.  In fact, I'd kick your asses even if you shot me in both my legs."  Then, they shot him in both his legs.
 
 

harleymanjax's picture

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

harleymanjax's picture

I was just wondering what the picture has to do with the story, it says he was shot at a Shell station, and that cop is from the State of Washington?

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

Earle's picture

Sounds like you've had some experience dealing with law enforcement, Harleyman...

Italics are for emphasis.

GoBucksToledo's picture

Tuscaloosa Metro Homicide Unit?  Sounds like the only death was brain death.

Bucksfan's picture

He'll have to get himself some magic legs.

Haybucks's picture

I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have no respect.
- Edward Gibbon
 

Wilkins78's picture

I just can't see shooting someone for wearing UM gear.  I mean, granted, if I were in a situation where I happened to shoot someone, and they happened to be wearing UM gear, yeah I'd probably give them some crap about it and taunt them after I shot them.  But no, this is crazy.