B1G Recap: Offense, Defense, and Frisbee Dogs

By Nicholas Jervey on October 20, 2013 at 6:00a
Don't be sad. 63 points is good defense for a basketball game.

This week's slate of games contradicted the perception of the Big Ten having uniformly boring football. Aside from the gorgeous Ohio State-Iowa football game, the rest of the conference displayed a wide range of styles: vertical passing, power running, option, Pleistocene offense, killer defense, two-hand touch. Every game stood out in some way because of the variegation; past the break, records and bones are each broken.

Michigan (6-1, 2-1) 63, Indiana (3-4, 1-2) 47

Points were expected in this game, but certainly not this many from the Wolverines. Jeremy Gallon set a Big Ten record for receiving yards, Devin Gardner set two school records, and Michigan and Indiana combined for 1,323 yards in a thrilling, sloppy game.

Gallon had 14 catches for two touchdowns and 369 yards, falling just short of the NCAA single-game record of 405 receiving yards. Devin Gardner also set Michigan records for passing yardage (503) and total offense (584). 

It was wild all throughout, but Indiana was done in by a slow start and disappointing finish. A missed two point conversion in the third quarter left the Hoosiers always a score behind, and once surprise starter Tre Roberson was hurt, turnovers by Nate Sudfeld undid Indiana. The Hoosiers' coverage of Gallon was LOLworthy all day because it focused on stopping Devin Funchess, who had 84 yards of his own. After having the worst performance by a tailback in Wolverine history last week, Fitz Toussaint tore it up with 151 rushing yards. The turnaround for Michigan's offense is stunning – or more likely, Indiana’s defense is that porous.

Michigan has two weeks to shore up the offense and defense before in playing Michigan State on Nov. 2. Indiana’s next game is also on Nov. 2 against Minnesota; the Hoosiers' bowl prospects look dicier by the week.

Michigan State (6-1, 3-0) 14, Purdue (1-6, 0-3) 0

Back in '82, Sparty could throw a frisbee over them mountains.Sparty and Zeke the Wonder Dog having fun. [SB Nation]

Raise your hand if you expected Michigan State to shut out Purdue. Put your hand down, everyone, that was a gimme. Michigan State’s fearsome defense maimed Purdue’s offense and again proved itself to be the nation’s best.

A terse summary of the game: nothing happened for 20 minutes, then Denicos Allen returned a fumble for a 7-0 Michigan State lead. Nothing happened for 30 more minutes, and finally Tony Lippet threw a touchdown pass to Andrew Gleichart on a trick play. That's all. The game lasted less than three hours, 50 minutes passed before either team reached the red zone, and both Indiana and Michigan had more offense than these two teams combined. This isn't going to be replayed on BTN very much, I can tell you that.

If Michigan State could put a consistently productive offense to go with its defense, it would be the best team in the division and maybe the conference. For now, it's one of the top contenders and a borderline ranked team.

What else is there to say about Purdue this year? The season is a lost cause now, one for Darrel Hazell to build strong relationships and make recruiting gains so he can survive future bad years. The quest for Purdue to be the worst Big Ten team since 1981 lives on.

Purdue has a week off to practice its sorcery before hexing Ohio State on Nov. 2. Michigan State is at Illinois next week before the big game against Michigan.

Minnesota (5-2, 1-2) 20, Northwestern (4-3, 0-3) 17

Here’s the horrifying loss I warned about last week. On a peanut-free day, Minnesota led throughout the game and did just enough to hold off a rallying Northwestern team.

In coach Jerry Kill's return, Minnesota scrimped and scrounged for yardage with its option game. Thanks to some solid play by Philip Nelson, 20 points was enough to hold on for the win. Trevor Siemian had another bad day for Northwestern, throwing two interceptions – one a pick-six that provided the margin of victory – and averaging a weak 5.1 yards per passing attempt. The Wildcats scored late to cut the lead to three, but executed a dreadful onside kick and watched the Golden Gophers run out the last two minutes.

Minnesota tries to get bowl eligible with a home win over Nebraska. Northwestern will try anything it can to keep this season from going down in flames against Iowa, a game that has become a pretty heated rivalry.

#25 Wisconsin (5-2, 2-1) 56, Illinois (3-3, 0-2) 32

Wisconsin was able to get whatever it wanted on offense and cruised to an easy victory over Illinois.

The Badgers rolled out to a 21-0 lead in the first quarter behind the always excellent Melvin Gordon/James White combo. The Illini eventually did fight back, cutting the deficit to 28-17 by halftime, but three more touchdown runs by Gordon and White gave Wisconsin an insurmountable margin. Joel Stave was effective in the supplementary passing game; if the ever-efficient Taylor Martinez is a Jedi master of game management, Stave is his Padawan.

Nathan Scheelhaase was good for Illinois, but the lack of running game kept Illinois from being able to keep pace. Illinois's day got worse when All-American caliber kick returner V'Angelo Bentley left the game and returned in a walking boot. Though the Illinois defense couldn’t handle Wisconsin’s power, not all was lost; in a furtherance of the rivalry with Northwestern, Illinois hosted Mr. Peanut himself.

Wisconsin has a bye week, then faces Iowa on Nov. 2. Illinois hosts Michigan State next week.

Wake Forest 34, Maryland (5-2, 1-2) 10

With an uncompetitive loss to Wake Forest, Maryland’s dream start has transitioned into a harrowing midseason. Even worse than the loss is the bounty of injuries Maryland players have suffered.

Though Maryland outgained Wake Forest, three turnovers ended promising scoring drives. C.J. Brown’s erratic quarterbacking hurting the team and the Terrapins could not get the run game going with 23 carries for 39 yards. On the other side of the ball, QB Tanner Price did everything for the Demon Deacons, with a passing, rushing, and a receiving touchdown.

Maryland lost receiver Deon Long in the second quarter with a fractured tibia and fibula and receiver/superstar Stefon Diggs in the fourth quarter with a fractured tibia, each a season-ending injury. In 2013, Maryland has lost its top three wide receivers, two running backs, four defensive backs, quarterback and running back, most of them from injury. Maryland will muster its remaining strength when it hosts Clemson next week.

As for the Week 8 non-participants:

  • Rutgers players licked their chops when Central Florida upset Louisville and reopened the American Athletic Conference championship race. The Scarlet Knights prepare for a game against no longer undefeated Houston.
  • Penn State installed a radical "eleven men in the box" scheme to slow down Carlos Hyde before this week's game at Ohio State.
  • Nebraska coaches worried about preparing for Minnesota, then relaxed when they remembered that it was only Minnesota.

There are only three non-OSU Big Ten games next week, so you may as well partake in all of them. I recommend Nebraska and Minnesota duking it out for bowl eligibility, Northwestern trying to keep the season afloat against Iowa, and Michigan State and Illinois to see Ohio State's likely Big Ten Championship Game opponent. 

Finally, here's a bonus GIF for your Sunday morning. Until next time, au revoir.


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AngryWoody's picture

Penn State used its bye week to install a radical "eleven men in the box" scheme to slow down Carlos Hyde when the Nittany Lions in advance of this week's game at Ohio State.

Something tells me even that wouldn't help.

Our Honor Defend!

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

That sucks for Diggs.

Indiana gave up 151 yards to Fitz Toussaint? Yeah, Melvin Gordon is going to break every rushing record when Wisconsin plays Indiana.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

BeijingBucks's picture

Will the real Wolverine team 'Please stand up', 'please stand up'
must be 'harrowing' to be a GoBlow fan this last decade

None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. ~ John Milton

gumtape's picture

That Indiana saxophone chick is sad because their aren't any cute guys at Indiana.

High and tight boo boo

Hovenaut's picture

Vodka Sam's cousin goes to M...igan?


bucksfan92's picture

Interesting, we are in the middle of a stretch where 4 straight opponents have a bye week before facing OSU.  I wonder if the B1G did that on purpose to try to make our games competitive or if it was a quirk....
Northwestern is just plain stupid for having a "peanut free" day. 
Michigan and IU are fairly evenly matched teams - and that is hilarious. I see OSU putting up 50 on both of those sorry _efenses :)
The best scenario for OSU now is that the winner of the MSU/Nebraska game comes into the B1GCG with an 8-0 conference record and is ranked in the top 15. 
The season is shaping up for us to be right where we need to be at the end. Go Bucks!

45buckshot's picture

Are you kidding? What's the over/under on Indiana scoring 47 on us? I would trade our defense out for MSU's or even Wisky's in a heartbeat. Thank god they also have a sorry defenses; it's not like we're going to win any defensive slugfests this yr.
We're going to need Oregon and/or Bama to lose, but I think it happens... As long as we take care of business ourselves (and figure out how to shore up our leaky D).
Go bucks!

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—G.K. Chesterton

Thajinn's picture

l'm tried of the ESPiN/cBS talking heads ALWAYS talking down the BIG and saying OVER and OVER again how weak they are. The voters and even some BIG commentator s believe it. Well why isn't anyone saying How over Hyped and Over rated the SEC and Clemson is Now?? Theseh past few weeks have clearly has proven that. But if your cBS/ESpiN you do your best to SPIN this as that how good these conference are , NOT how Over Hyped and rated they are. shit makes me sick

Seattle Linga's picture

Hey - I've got a Peanut allergy and even I wouldn't have gone to that Nut-Free game in NW.

pjtobin's picture

That is an amazing gif. That chick is smoked out. 

Bury me in my away jersey, with my buckeye blanket. A diehard who died young. Rip dad. 

kholmes's picture

I think you are missing the unsung star of that GIF?..check out the dude behind her with the shifty eyes. He seems very skeptical about something.

harleymanjax's picture

gif of the year!........I hope her parents don't see that!

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

MN Buckeye's picture

It has been sad to see Northwestern implode since their night game against us.