PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
I miss this man.
Some people look good when they fall, do so gracefully. Bert is not one of those people.
Karma can be a BITCH!
Its like one of those cop videos where they are shooting people in the back with a taser.
"Brady Hoke rhymes with Gravy Boat." by incredibly brilliant bucksfan
Amazing! Pure humor.
I mean, it really doesn't get better than that. Looks like somebody pulled the old banana peel trick.
Bert is a fat slob.
Yes, yes he is. I wonder what his super hot wife thinks when she sees this stuff....or wakes up in the morning with his giant sweaty head next to her.
Thank you sir! May I have another?
LOL, that is so funny!
"I'm still hungry." --Brady Hoke
Waddles like a penguin when he walks too
This is so awesome!!
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
It's funny because he's fat.................................................
It's funny because it's him.
thank you, just checking in and what a fantastic halftime find.
Somebody please photoshop this!
"Because I couldn't go for 3"
Like the word #Karma in the blacktop under his feet?
I missed Roby's int because I was watching this gif. Thank goodness for dvr
HA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HA'
What's with the head phones, Bert?
He didn't hear the guy say, "Watch out, it's slippery here." Probably listening to Mantovani.
OH MY GOD THAT'S THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET AND COMPLETELY AWESOME HOLY SH*T THAT'S INCREDIBLE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (deep breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S LIKE A REALLY FAT GUY ON ICE BUT IT'S NOT ICE SO MAYBE HE'S DRUNK OR JUST REALLY AWKWARD ALSO HE'S A GROWN MAN WITH BEATS BY DRE ON AND THEN HE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
swing hard in case you hit it.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug
i almost pissed myself...best laugh I've had all day
That. Was. Epic!!!!!!
"Play for Ohio State or get beat by Ohio State. That simple." - Kirk Barton
Arkansas has to be so proud of this hire. A clumsy loser with an inferiority complex.
He's clearly bowing. He must have heard someone say Urban's name.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
Kid on left in blue jacket laughs at him. But in turn, I laugh at you, kid. Nice Mandals with socks.
There are moments in our lives when we cry from pure, unadulterated joy...let this be nothing less for us.
If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. ~ Bruce Lee
Lucky he didn't blow out a knee with all that weight going down on them.
Thank you for posting this!
The guy with the white hat on the left.
Hear that's the trick his casino friend, err i mean wife, pulled as well.
****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in. FACT
Ya know, the knees part
I feel like we've made fun of him even more now that he's gone than when he was at Wiscy. He makes it so easy, though...even the weather agrees.
I just wet my pants! Oh, I can't get enough of that. Gonna save this video for a bad day when I need a pick me up.
So they call this the Hog Walk...what was it called before Bert got there?
Ha! You even suck at falling Bert!!
“The minute we stop expecting greatness from our football program, we become Wisconsin.” Craig Krenzel
Just got back from the game and a night out on OSU campus.
This is the highlight of my night.
On a rainy day, Bert provides some sunshine.
Let's be honest here, walking is hard!
Wahahahahaha! I thought I felt a tremor up here in Buckeye Land and here it was Big Bart taking a tumble.
on a serious note
Was the asphalt injured?
(notice no italics)
I'm a friend of thunder is it any wonder lightning strikes me
It's even better when you watch this to Chubby Checker's Limbo Rock. You would think Bert would be a better Limbo dancer than what he demonstrated here considering his counter balance of a gut.
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis
Awesome! It's almost like he catches himself, but then the wave and weight of fat takes him down again. You couldn't choreograph a better fall.
Wow I hope that concrete is ok
Look at the cop to his right walking with a swagger. Then, he can't quite force himself to slip his hand into the armpit to help the lumbering mass off the ground.
Good catch, OUTDATED. That cop is walking like Dudley Dooright. He must have just became a cop that day and they gave him an easy, safe job. LOL.
He looked like Willem Dafoe in Platoon !
Thanks...I just spit out my sandwich
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".
Fat man fall down go boom.
The problem with Bert and walking is that his center of gravity is way too high. He's top heavy. This was bound to happen sooner or later.
Can't help but feel that this was a foreshadowing of the way the hogs would end up against the aggies (and the rest of his SEC schedule).
Continue to fail Bert.
Ahhhh, thanks for the weekly board material, Bert.
I'd say he should get used to THAT position.........
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
Oh my god, so glorious. Thanks bert!
That's one for the ages Look at the guy on the left side. He is laughing like crazy.
Somehow, Bert wearing a suit just doesn't work.
Man, he fell SEC fast...
Are you sure that wasn't an impression of a Michael J Fox power slide?
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