Let's Watch Bert Take A Tumble

September 28, 2013 at 8:28p    by DJ Byrnes    
61 Comments
Bert!

I miss this man.


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brandonbauer87's picture

Some people look good when they fall, do so gracefully.  Bert is not one of those people. 

brylee's picture

Karma can be a BITCH!

buckeyefanatic's picture

Its like one of those cop videos where they are shooting people in the back with a taser.

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Want to beat Michigan? There's an App for that.

Chief B1G Dump's picture

Amazing! Pure humor.
I mean, it really doesn't get better than that. Looks like somebody pulled the old banana peel trick.

northcampus's picture

Bert is a fat slob.

JohnBoy's picture

Yes, yes he is. I wonder what his super hot wife thinks when she sees this stuff....or wakes up in the morning with his giant sweaty head next to her.

Thank you sir! May I have another?

Jonnferrell's picture

LOL, that is so funny!

"I'm still hungry." --Brady Hoke

BSTP DeCon's picture

Waddles like a penguin when he walks too

mb5599's picture

This is so awesome!!

Big B

Hovenaut's picture

PREMIUM CONTENT.

mb5599's picture

It's funny because he's fat.................................................

Big B

Jonnferrell's picture

It's funny because it's him.  

"I'm still hungry." --Brady Hoke

kalabuckzoo's picture

thank you, just checking in and what a fantastic halftime find.

harleymanjax's picture

Somebody please photoshop this!

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

KBonay's picture

Like the word #Karma in the blacktop under his feet?

osupolo's picture

I missed Roby's int because I was watching this gif. Thank goodness for dvr

gravey's picture

HA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HA'
That's classic!
 

Ahh Saturday's picture

What's with the head phones, Bert?

Jonnferrell's picture

He didn't hear the guy say, "Watch out, it's slippery here."  Probably listening to Mantovani.

"I'm still hungry." --Brady Hoke

sharkvsghost's picture

OH MY GOD THAT'S THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET AND COMPLETELY AWESOME HOLY SH*T THAT'S INCREDIBLE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (deep breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S LIKE A REALLY FAT GUY ON ICE BUT IT'S NOT ICE SO MAYBE HE'S DRUNK OR JUST REALLY AWKWARD ALSO HE'S A GROWN MAN WITH BEATS BY DRE ON AND THEN HE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

swing hard in case you hit it.

FloridaBuck's picture

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

PhillyBuckeye's picture

i almost pissed myself...best laugh I've had all day
 

N8thegr8's picture

That. Was. Epic!!!!!!

"Play for Ohio State or get beat by Ohio State. That simple." - Kirk Barton 

Jonnferrell's picture

Arkansas has to be so proud of this hire.  A clumsy loser with an inferiority complex.  

"I'm still hungry." --Brady Hoke

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

He's clearly bowing. He must have heard someone say Urban's name.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

KBonay's picture

Kid on left in blue jacket laughs at him. But in turn, I laugh at you, kid. Nice Mandals with socks. 

OSUStu's picture

There are moments in our lives when we cry from pure, unadulterated joy...let this be nothing less for us.

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

rdubs's picture

Lucky he didn't blow out a knee with all that weight going down on them.

razrback16's picture

lmfao
Thank you for posting this!

SilverState's picture

The guy with the white hat on the left.

ih8rolltyde's picture

Hear that's the trick his casino friend, err i mean wife, pulled as well.

****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in.  FACT

ih8rolltyde's picture

Ya know, the knees part
 
 

****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in.  FACT

Bucksfan's picture

I feel like we've made fun of him even more now that he's gone than when he was at Wiscy.  He makes it so easy, though...even the weather agrees.

WashingtonStateBuck's picture

I just wet my pants! Oh, I can't get enough of that. Gonna save this video for a bad day when I need a pick me up. 

DLB1276's picture

So they call this the Hog Walk...what was it called before Bert got there?

Iron_Buckeye's picture

Ha! You even suck at falling Bert!!

“The minute we stop expecting greatness from our football program, we become Wisconsin.” Craig Krenzel

xFactor11's picture

Just got back from the game and a night out on OSU campus.
This is the highlight of my night.
 

Paulillo's picture

On a rainy day, Bert provides some sunshine.

D. Anthony's picture

Let's be honest here, walking is hard!

D. Anthony

BUCKSOMIES's picture

Wahahahahaha!  I thought I felt a tremor up here in Buckeye Land and here it was Big Bart taking a tumble.

captain obvious's picture

on a serious note
Was the asphalt injured?
(notice no italics)

I'm a friend of thunder is it any wonder lightning strikes me

AltaBuck's picture

It's even better when you watch this to Chubby Checker's Limbo Rock. You would think Bert would be a better Limbo dancer than what he demonstrated here considering his counter balance of a gut.

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

livinginthegrey's picture

Awesome! It's almost like he catches himself, but then the wave and weight of fat takes him down again. You couldn't choreograph a better fall. 

Max Power's picture

Wow I hope that concrete is ok

outdated's picture

Look at the cop to his right walking with a swagger.  Then, he can't quite force himself to slip his hand into the armpit to help the lumbering mass off the ground.

buckeyedude's picture

Good catch, OUTDATED. That cop is walking like Dudley Dooright. He must have just became a cop that day and they gave him an easy, safe job. LOL.

 

 

Knarcisi's picture

He looked like Willem Dafoe in Platoon !

PhillyBuckeye's picture

Thanks...I just spit out my sandwich

FitzBuck's picture

Graceful.  

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

Olemissbuckeye's picture

Fat man fall down go boom.

buckeyedude's picture

The problem with Bert and walking is that his center of gravity is way too high. He's top heavy. This was bound to happen sooner or later.

 

 

GoBucksToledo's picture

Can't help but feel that this was a foreshadowing of the way the hogs would end up against the aggies (and the rest of his SEC schedule).
Continue to fail Bert.
 

Knarcisi's picture

Ahhhh, thanks for the weekly board material, Bert. 

bigbadbuck's picture

I'd say he should get used to THAT position.........

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here its a war room

buckeyefanatic's picture

Oh my god, so glorious.  Thanks bert!

How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan football?   1AA
Want to beat Michigan? There's an App for that.

raki's picture

That's one for the ages  Look at the guy on the left side. He is laughing like crazy.

MN Buckeye's picture

Somehow, Bert wearing a suit just doesn't work.

gobucks96's picture

Man, he fell SEC fast...

GoBucks713's picture

Are you sure that wasn't an impression of a Michael J Fox power slide?

-The Aristocrats!