B1G Recap: 53rd Percentile

By Nicholas Jervey on September 22, 2013 at 6:00a
Minnesota flattened San Jose State on Saturday. Give the 4-0 Gophers some love.

It took four weeks to be certain, but the Big Ten is no longer an embarrassment.

The ugliest games of the week were elsewhere: Florida-Tennessee was a comedy of errors (#BlameUrban), Virginia Tech-Marshall dragged into triple overtime, and if you missed Cincinnati-Miami (OH), I wouldn't say you really missed it, y'know? 

The Big Ten looked pretty chill this week: 9-2 (11-2 counting the pledges), and if the Big Ten's final 9-8 non-conference record against power conference schools reflected its overall stature, the Big Ten would be a 53rd percentile conference. After how far the conference sunk last year, 53rd percentile is a massive improvement. Onward, ho!

Iowa (3-1) 59, Western Michigan 3

Last week, some idiot called Iowa football "depressing". Boy do I feel silly.

Iowa dominated Western Michigan in all areas of the game. On offense, Iowa gained 446 yards, proving that 2012's sickly offense is dead and gone. New defensive coordinator Phil Parker came up with a fantastic game plan, holding the Broncos to 209 total yards and 74 rushing yards. And on special teams, Kevonte Martin-Manley returned two punts for touchdowns.

This was only the second time in the last decade a team had two punt return TDs and two interception return TDs in the same game. 59 points is the most the Hawkeyes have scored since 2002, and that indicates some life in the staid Iowa program.

Though it's sure to regress at some point, Iowa plays Minnesota next week for Floyd of Rosedale.

Minnesota (4-0) 43, San Jose State 24

For shame, Minnesota. You were grouped with other overachievers in the noon game and you only carved out a comfortable 19 point win.

Minnesota took a 20-17 lead into halftime in spite of an aerial bombardment by San Jose State, which gave up any pretense of balanced offense. Once the Golden Gophers followed suit by abandoning the pass and midline veer-ing the Spartans to death, they ran away with the game.

What surprises me about Minnesota is its uncanny ability to replace whatever quarterback leaves the field with somebody that fits its scheme. Philip Nelson is out? Insert redshirt freshman Mitch Leidner and he’ll gain 222 total yards and four rushing touchdowns.

Another tidbit from the game: San Jose State’s punter was ejected for fighting.

Minnesota plays its Big Ten opener against Iowa next week. Despite their defensive issues, a bowl game now looks likely.

#22 Notre Dame 17, Michigan State (3-1) 13

The Big Ten only took one major shot to the chin this week, which was Notre Dame outlasting Michigan State in a game marred by penalties.

Michigan State's nationally No. 1 defense was amazing in holding Notre Dame to 220 yards of offense, but the Fighting Irish capitalized on the Spartans' only turnover, a wide receiver pass that was intercepted and converted into a game-winning Cam McDaniel touchdown run. Notre Dame earned five of its 12 first downs via penalty, and a number of them were questionable pass interference calls like this.

After performing so well against Youngstown State, it was only natural for the Michigan State offense to regress. That's exactly what happened, as the Spartans mustered only 254 yards of offense. Starting quarterback Connor Cook was so ineffective (4.2 yards per attempt) that MSU coaches benched him for the Spartans' final drive, which sputtered. Cook was frustrated at being taken out, though Mark Dantonio claimed Cook was still Michigan State's starter.

The Spartans will lick their wounds for a week before traveling to Iowa City on Oct. 5.

Northwestern struggled a bit too much with Maine. They'll be double digit underdogs against OSU in two weeks.

#18 Northwestern (4-0) 35, Maine 21

After three weeks of looking like the Big Ten's second-best team, Northwestern squeezed out an uncomfortable win against Maine.

The two teams had a near-draw in yardage at 373 to 379, and each team had several turnovers. Opportunism proved the difference: the Wildcats' two defensive touchdowns, interception returns by Damien Proby and Dean Lowry, gave them a 21-0 lead in the early fourth quarter, and Maine never came closer than two touchdowns the rest of the way. A fun fact: Northwestern leads the country in interceptions with nine.

Getting pushed around by an FCS team is cause for concern, and Northwestern will try to fix that during its bye week. The Wildcats follow that with a program-defining home game against Ohio State on Oct. 5.

Penn State (3-1) 34, Kent State 0

In an odd scheduling quirk, Penn State scheduled two teams with golden mascots, Central Florida and Kent State, in back-to-back weeks. After losing to the Golden Knights last week, PSU made sure there would be no repeat against the Golden Flashes.

Penn State was never in any real danger while blanking Kent State. Zack Zwinak ran for three touchdowns and the Nittany Lions controlled the game with 287 rushing yards. Kudos to the Penn State defense for a shutout, its first of the season; with the Big Ten’s stingiest rushing defense, more of those could follow.

Penn State has a bye week, then opens Big Ten play at Indiana on Oct. 5. In the meantime, please tell your audio operators to rebury Sweet Caroline.

Nebraska (3-1) 59, South Dakota State 20

To great cheers, Bo Pelini and Nebraska overcame a poor first quarter to overwhelm South Dakota State. The Cornhuskers didn't need the ever-efficient Taylor Martinez to shred South Dakota State's defense, racking up 645 yards with near-perfect balance in the victory.

It wasn't all sunshine and rainbows for Nebraska: South Dakota State's Zach Zenner rushed for 202 yards on 21 carries, though the Blackshirts negated him by forcing the Jackrabbits to throw in the second half. The defense was porous early, allowing South Dakota State to take a 17-14 lead into the second quarter. Worst of all, stadium security failed to eject Larry the Cable Guy on sight.

Like almost everybody else in the Big Ten, Nebraska has a bye in Week 5. Its next game is on Oct. 5 against Illinois.

#24 Wisconsin 41 (3-1, 1-0), Purdue (1-3, 0-1) 10

If you want a picture of Purdue's future, imagine Wisconsin's boot stamping on a Boilermaker's face – forever. Wisconsin blasted Purdue in the Big Ten's first conference game of the year, rushing for 388 yards and five touchdowns.

Purdue did make it a game for a while, pulling to 14-10 after a Rob Henry touchdown run. In the end Melvin Gordon and James White were just too strong, rushing for 147 and 145 yards respectively. Purdue's tough stretch against Wisconsin continues; since 2009, the Badgers have beaten the Boilermakers five times by an average margin of 31.6 points.

Purdue finishes its non-conference schedule against Northern Illinois next week. The Boilerakers are entrenched as the Big Ten's worst team, but at least with some soul-searching they won't embarrass themselves like other conferences' worst teams.

Wisconsin, which earns Most B1G Team of the Week honors for this alone, will head to Columbus to compete against the No. 3 Buckeyes in Rushapalooza 2013. Say, were you aware Eleven Warriors is hosting two fine events that weekend?

#15 Michigan (4-0) 24, Connecticut 21

Michigan was supposed to rebound after being taken to the wire by Akron, and that sure as hell didn’t happen. Connecticut held a two touchdown lead before Michigan meandered back into the game, and Brendan Gibbons kicked the winning field goal for Michigan with 4:36 to deliver a haphazard victory.

Devin Gardner had a game to forget: 11/24 passing, no touchdowns and two interceptions, with a few fumbles to boot. Gardner is capable of so much better; chalk it up to another bad game against a poor defense, but he has to show better decision-making for Michigan to win the Big Ten. At least Fitz Toussaint came through for the Wolverines, rushing for 124 yards and two touchdowns.

A microcosm of Michigan’s last two weeks: down by three on its final drive, 18 point underdog Connecticut needed to convert a 4th and 29 to keep its hopes of winning alive. Michigan's defense gave up 27.

If the Wolverines truly are what they hate and can run Tresselball successfully, they could scrape out these gut-churning wins all year. Like everybody else, Michigan has a bye week, then a game against Minnesota on Oct 5.

Missouri 45, Indiana (2-2) 28

Say what you will about Indiana's defense, at least it's consistently terrible.

In a game that should have been even more lopsided, Missouri trounced Indiana. Missouri got out to a 14-0 start, but a few empty red zone trips allowed Indiana to sneak back into the game and tie it in the second quarter. After that though, Missouri responded with a 24-0 run to put the game out of reach.

The Tigers had 363 yards of offense at halftime and finished with 623 yards on a whopping 100 plays. Indiana's offense functioned well again under quarterback Nate Sudfeld, but its defense is an anchor on the team's potential. Maybe it's the rock grounding the ship, I haven't quite decided on the naval metaphor. Indiana's next game is on Oct. 5 against Penn State.

We want to give some love to the soon-to-be-Big-Ten schools that vindicated themselves well this week:

Maryland (4-0) 37, West Virginia 0

In a rather surprising performance, the Maryland defense secured the Terrapins' first shutout since 2008.

The defense held the Mountaineers to 175 yards and forced six turnovers, more than enough to secure the win in soggy M&T Bank Stadium. The garish helmets and non-stretchable uniform fabric probably helped too. Maybe the Terrapins should play in Baltimore more often.

After the dominating performance, there's a decent chance that Maryland will be ranked on Monday. Maryland has a bye week, then gears up for No. 5 Florida State on Oct. 5.

And saving the best for last:

The card said to blow a 17 point lead.

Rutgers (3-1) 28, Arkansas 24

Let's get the obvious joke out of the way: #karma. #Karma, indeed.

Rutgers QB Gary Nova overcame some erratic throwing to finish with 346 passing yards and three touchdowns, the final one to Leonte Carroo with 5:18 remaining, as Rutgers came back from 10-0 and 24-7 deficits to win.

Though Arkansas got off to a strong start, the Razorbacks wilted in the fourth quarter. Bielema elected to punt with 2:48 left in the game – understandable on 4th and 24 but still unwise – and Rutgers was able to run out the clock.

Rutgers, which looks like an 8 or 9 win team, has a bye week before facing Southern Methodist on Oct. 5. Arkansas, which faces Texas A&M, Florida, South Carolina and Alabama in the next four weeks, has a date with destiny.

So with every freaking team in the Big Ten taking it easy in Week 5, I'm not sure what to do to fill space. Maybe I'll go pull a Hunter S. Thompson and submit some acid ramblings, maybe I'll recap Antique Roadshow reruns, or maybe I'll continue the story of Bret Bielema's pathetic life. The sky's the limit.


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BuckTheWorld's picture

cover Jen on Jen: The story "Badass Buckeye" Jen Vrabel tattooing "Blackjack" Jen Bielema with a moron label, without calling her a moron. 

An Angry Fan

ToTheHouse's picture

Excuse me Nic..."...but the Big Ten is no longer an embarrassment."...and your school-up-north statement, "...chalk it up to another bad game against a poor defense."  And then you noted  " D. Gardner, no touchdowns, two int.'s, several fumbles..." NOT an embarrassment ? 21-7 just after the half, FOR UConn., not an...I won't even say that word AGAIN... >:|
You said, "It took four weeks to be certain..."... of what again ?

To the NC House...Repeat gonna be Sah-weet!

Nicholas Jervey's picture

We're results-oriented, and despite looking like crap Michigan still won. It didn't make the Big Ten look good, but it put the Big Ten over .500 against "good" opponents. As for Gardner, that's explicitly the charitable POV. He looked like crap for much of the game.

Ceci n'est pas une signature.

ToTheHouse's picture

Thx Jerv, it is a W. for the maze-n-bleeders...but their *supposed to be the {2nd BEST} the B1G has to offer...you just CONFIRMED our point by saying they, "didn't make the Big Ten look good...they looked like crap...and Gardner looked like crap much of the game."
Did we say EM-BARE-ASSED the B1G AGAIN..from the "#2 hole." >:|
It doesn't work for me...1 out of two of our ? Best...

To the NC House...Repeat gonna be Sah-weet!

Hovenaut's picture

Hey, I watched a B1G team (to be) beat a SEC team (with a former B1G, lol, coach, lol) yesterday.

Works for me.

johnblairgobucks's picture

San Diego State had a 9 point home lead over PAC12 Oregon State, with 4 minutes left in the 4th quarter last night, looking nothing like the team that strolled into Columbus 2 weeks ago.  Then, like UConn, the QB position started to play like they knew nothing about a forward pass, and snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
SDSU and UConn both were 1 or 2 plays away from winning the game, but then crumbled to a loss.

Estrada's picture

I'm not sure how good or bad Oregon State is at this point, but this was a good almost-win for SDSU.  Too bad it's in the almost category, as I don't think that will register on our SOS.

45has2's picture

Bert Bulimia does not want to be like the AssEC "in any way, shape or form." He's succeeding.

"I don't like nice people. I like tough, honest people." -W.W. Hayes

stechs02's picture

Is it just me or does anyone else think Maryland with be tough next year? They are 4-0, C.J. Brown (QB) has been amazing, and Stefon Diggs (WR) & Deon Long (WR) (both returning) will be one of the best WR duos in College football. I think they beat Florida week 6 because Florida can't score. Thoughts? They sure and hell would smoke Michigan!

harleymanjax's picture

That would be Florida STATE in week 6, not Florida............Don't be Brady Hoke! lol

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

Kernfan's picture

As a Maryland fan also, I feeling better but not convinced about the Terps yet.  The WV QB looked terrible yesterday, although it was nice to end a 7 game losing streak to WV.  FSU next game in two weeks and Clemson later on will be really tough.  It will be nice if they can at least hang tough in those games. 

CharlieBuckeye's picture

The above synopsis by NJ is the reason college ball is better than the pros. Each week an alleged punching bag comes out and scares the hell out of the juggernaut they are playing. In some cases actually pulling out the W.
Well boys and girls strap yourself in because now the real fun begins. Can't wait to watch Saturday night. GO BUCKEYES!!!!!!

"To have a great life simply follow this rule:  Do not bring undo conflict into your life..."

Charlie Baker - OSU - 1986

Geraffi's picture

"Arkansas, which faces Texas A&M, Florida, LSU and Alabama in the next four weeks, has a date with destiny."
#karma, #karma, #karma, #karma. 

Nutinpa's picture

So the "Big Ten was pretty chill" yesteday.....despite not winning against a ranked opponent?  True, Sparty had the game taken from them by the refs who obviously belong to the South Bend archdiocese, but despite that, I guess we've come to the point that as long as Michigan beats a winless UCONN and we trounce a team that shouldn't be on the schedule, it's all good, eh?  Even Indy,with its new found Offense couldn't muster up a win over MIzzou...in the only other B1G game of substance. 
i guess we're just being thankful for small miracles now, so that's cool.

The Butler's picture

Tommy Harmon called - he wants his jersey back.

I've trained Canaries in the sport of falconry.


ToTheHouse's picture

T.H. wouldn't have loaned it to HIM to begin with...>:|

To the NC House...Repeat gonna be Sah-weet!

Ethos's picture

I think you forgot to use sarcasm font in your first sentence.

"I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted." - George Best

ziplock007's picture

It took four weeks to be certain, but the Big Ten is no longer an embarrassment.

Which brings me to the B1G's new Slogan, "We're better than the worst teams in the nation!"

Seattle Linga's picture

The bottom of the big ten is playing better then in past years and the mediocre big ten must complete the games to the full 60 minutes. Recruiting Recruiting Recruiting. 

thirtytrap's picture

I have to admit thatI was glad to see Arkansas get beat by Rutgers.  Of course the #Karma thing had something to do with it and the fact that Rutgers is soon to be in the B1G.  And although I really dislike Wisconsin I didn't like someone outside of the league now talking crap.  Especially the wife of their ex-coach.  It seemed that she was talking bad about a family member.  We can make fun of our family members however don't let an outsider pick on our nerdy cousin!!!!  Karma may come back to bit you on the butt.

CentralFloridaBuckeye's picture

Decent week for the B1G and the two new teams coming in next year.  Glad to see that Bert got beat by Rutgers!!
Go Bucks!