Braxton Miller: 6th Hottest Player in College Football
Seventeen magazine, which apparently has miraculously avoided the affliction rippling through the print industry, has named Braxton Miller the sixth hottest guy in college football. (Because Alabama is a tyrant, AJ McCarron and CJ Mosley checked in at one and two. #ROLLDAMNTIDE.) Of the Buckeyes' signal caller, whom Seventeen incorrectly lists as a senior (ONE MORE YEAR, BRAXTON! ONE MORE YEAR!) Seventeen says this:
Braxton set a school record last year for the most yards rushed. We think he deserves a school record for hotness!
Ok then, fair enough. Congratulations to Braxton Miller on winning what will undoubtedly be the most prestigious award of his footballing career.