Les Miles Originally Cast to Play Role in Ghost Shark

By DJ Byrnes on August 23, 2013 at 12:58p

I guess fans of every program besides LSU should be thankful Les Miles never appeared in Ghost Shark, because if he had... all the five star recruits would belong to him.

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altrn8ngcurrent's picture

Makers of Sharknado 2- GET ON THIS! This needs to happen.

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Ghost Sharknado.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Ghost Shark was almost as bad as Sharknado.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

ohiowhitesnake's picture

so you are saying we won't be seeing either film on Oscar night?

I finally got a set of Gold Pants!

cajunbuckeye's picture

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

GoBucksOSU's picture

This gave me some good laughs. LSUfreek never disappoints.

ChicagoBuckeye33's picture

Did you see what he made earlier today with Johnny Manziel and Cam Newton lying on a pile of cash like the scene from the latest Breaking Bad episode with the big black dude and the little red haired dude who work for Saul?

GoBucksOSU's picture

No I have not so you should post it.

ChicagoBuckeye33's picture

idk how to post gifs this is my first day on the site but its on the front page of EDSBS

DJ Byrnes's picture


Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

ChicagoBuckeye33's picture

Mexico, man, that's all I'm sayin.

DJ Byrnes's picture

"He hit 10 people in prison in a two minute window... all I'm saying."

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

ChicagoBuckeye33's picture

I like how when he looks at all the barrels of money and then finally goes "close enough", and the two guys look at each other like "oh shit he acctually kind of counted it!" In reality he had no idea how much money was even there to begin with.

Poison nuts's picture

I took that look they gave each other as them kind of saying, "wooo, we pulled that off - he's not really counting it"...I think they took a little for themselves. 

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

ChicagoBuckeye33's picture

I'm sure he would have began a very rollercoaster esque acting career, with it all ending as him playing the Mad Hatter in yet another Alice in Wonderland remake.  Feeling as though that role was meant for him and being smothered by pressure, he would drive to Mexico to fly to New York (who does that? He would!) and he would move upstate, hiding in the Hamptons for the rest of his life, lighting fireworks to pass the time and throwing them either way too early or dangerously late.
Fate is fate.
I almost forgot to mention that a short stint on Broadway would come to an end when the director finally kicked Les off set for randomly shouting wrong or mixed up lines, and also randomly bringing his character back to life during live shows because "that was the best way I saw to manage that situation".

FROMTHE18's picture

wow...how do people fund this...

gobucks96's picture

Another bad job offer he past up on...  
Thanks Herbie!

ChicagoBuckeye33's picture

I feel like all 5* recruits would just say "what the HELL is Ghostshark?"

biggy84's picture

Lost the role because sharks don't eat grass.

Kaceybrown's picture

that looks like a must see movie

rkylet83's picture

Ehh... He eats grass, Anthony Hopkins eats people...it's a wash.  

Bucks Forever's picture

On a side note, SyFy had a great day of TV yesterday. Super Shark, Two Headed Shark Attack, Sharknado, and Ghost Shark. 
Can life get any better?

Knarcisi's picture

The team voted that he should audition. 

sharkvsghost's picture

uh...pretty sure the syfy people owe me some royalties. just sayin...

swing hard in case you hit it.

ChicagoBuckeye33's picture

I think I thought of this same idea 4 or 5 years ago while smoking salvia.  Those bastards just got this masterpiece of an idea copyrighted before the rest of us schmucks.

Firmthyfriendship's picture

Zombie Shark, The Sharktanic, Sharkegeist, Friday the Sharkteenth, Raiders of the Lost Shark, Sharkageddon, Shark of the Rings, When Shark ate Sally, What's eating Gilbert Grape- a shark, How Stella got her grooved back, and many more, but you heard it here first, my friends!