Philly Brown: Starting Linebacker

By Kyle Rowland on August 12, 2013 at 9:49a

ESPN the Magazine's College Football preview is on newsstands. This little tidbit is included in the Ohio State section: 

Um, yeah. I don't think Philly will have many sacks this season.

Source: @PDBuckeyes

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trukjo's picture

RDS returning a punt would be awesome to watch.  Incite fear in the coverage team.

hodge's picture

I like how the picture says "National Tit."
I really couldn't think of a better descriptor for the Worldwide Leader.

Dr. House's picture

I am glad i wasn't the only one that noticed that

Hovenaut's picture

I'm all for some National Tit....or bust?

Unky Buck's picture

Rock over London; Rock on Chicago. Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'

Hovenaut's picture

It's 10:45 a.m. and I've already heard a quote from Lt. Frank Drebin....going to be a good day.

Well played, Unk.

Unky Buck's picture

10:45 am, 9:23 pm...there's never a bad time for a good Frank Drebin quote.

Rock over London; Rock on Chicago. Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'

umbyosu's picture

I thought he wanted to see her beaver?

Unky Buck's picture

That was the first Naked Gun. One of my all time favorite movie quotes!

Rock over London; Rock on Chicago. Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'

Phillips.449's picture

I fell......on a rake

GoBucksOSU's picture

Maybe the entire page is not in the picture?

Crimson's picture

Boo!  Downvote!!!

mh277907's picture

Keep doing you, ESPN. I am sure the next page was a full breakdown of Lebron's wardrobe over the past year.


IBleedSandG's picture

What do the kids say these days? Fail.
Doesn't espn have people that proof the mag before it publishes? Great work, Worldwide Leader.


Oyster's picture

CincyOSU must be on vacation this week.

"Scrolling hurts my finger"

(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)

droessl's picture

As a hockey fan, I'm more surprised when ESPN gets something right. 

Grayskullsession's picture

Coming from "The World Wide Leader in Sports" this is just facepalm inducing. How do you take yourself seriously when you get stupid shit like this wrong? I really hope someone overtakes ESPN soon or they get rid of more than half of their commentating staff because their sports coverage is nearly unwatchable and now their magazine is apparently edited by a 5 year old.

"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."

ChazBuckeye's picture

Borderline Epic Fail...
However in his defense, those duplicate #s always get me too;-)

Some people think we’re the hunted.I don’t feel that way at all.We’re the hunter.Everybody wants an angry football team.Everybody wants a team on edge and a hungry team.If you’re a hunter,that usually equates to being hungry.

Mirror Lake Jump's picture

That would be the fastest linebacker in the history of linebacking.

Nick1's picture

SEC speed at linebacker.

oh_dad55's picture

Surely that was a good clip.


pjtobin's picture

I find it hard to believe they don't know Ryan Shazier's name. He had very similar stats as the guy with a fake dead girlfriend did last year. He was a monster in the later part of the season. His name was being tossed around like a frisbee by students at the oval.
How can they not know they messed that up if not by purpose. It's a conspiracy I tell ya. They are trying to get in our heads. They are doing anything and everything to disrupt the chemistry of the team. Hiding out in the shadows during two a days taking notes on what they can do to sink this team. Just look at how they distracted us into thinking about a national tit. We are not safe. Everyone hide in your basements or bomb shelters until further notice. Be afraid. Very afraid. 
Second paragraph was sarcasm. Just in case anyone thought I lost my buckeyes. 

Bury me in my away jersey, with my buckeye blanket. A diehard who died young. Rip dad. 

Ramzy Nasrallah's picture

Paul Keels sometimes used to call this guy

this guy's name:

...probably because Datish comes before Gholston in the media guide. Sure they look like twins and were never on the field at the same time, but 50 is 50 and 50 is nifty.