Harvey Updyke is Out of the Clink

June 10, 2013 at 4:32p    by DJ Byrnes    

RT @chuchugoogoo: please, call me Christian. Mr. Mingle was my father

Watch out, women of the greater Alabama area! Harvey Updyke is back on the prowl!

Source: @bennettphoto


Hovenaut's picture

Is this a good news story for 'Bama, or a bad news story for Auburn?

Maybe ESPiN can help....

Side note, the guy in the bow tie lacks a cool southern 'stache, what a shame.

I don't advocare in the world...

MN Buckeye's picture

Had to reverse whoever dv'd you, Hove.  I like your take.

Hovenaut's picture

Back at you, 'preciate it.

I don't advocare in the world...

Buckeyebrowny919's picture

that's majestic as fuuuuuu

To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift - Steve Prefontaine

bodast67's picture

Harvey Updyke-troll level 99 




     " I hope when I die, I die laughing"...                

Haybucks's picture

Handlebar troll with a hand-held guillotine.  

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish proverb


ATXbucknut's picture

Harvey Updike needs a musket and a new cause.

toad1204's picture

Get him a rifle and some deer skin chaps and you have the WV mascot.

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

Maestro's picture

Sure that isn't Craig Stadler?

vacuuming sucks

jestertcf's picture

It looks like he should be strolling the streets of Tombstone.

~Because we couldn't go for three~

FitzBuck's picture

Is that Crosby, Stills or Nash?

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

Earle's picture

No love for Neil Young?

A true craftsman definitely never blames his tools.

Catch 5's picture

Not applicable.  Neil Young was noted as not being a fan of Southern Men if you recall.

Make their asses quit! - Nick Saban

Earle's picture

Good point.  Nor Alabama specifically, for that matter.

A true craftsman definitely never blames his tools.

Earle's picture

The cop looks like he's embarrassed by his own comparatively weak 'stache.

A true craftsman definitely never blames his tools.

cajunbuckeye's picture

Trees in the surrounding area where on the lookout.....

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

Riggins's picture

Obvious joke is obvious.

MN Buckeye's picture

Harvey may very well have a few issues.

Knarcisi's picture

I think he should have walked. After all, he was hired by a preacher that was given $180,000. 
Correction:  By a preacher of a church that received a generous gift. 

jestertcf's picture

The sad fact: that is the outfit he set aside to rejoin the world in.

~Because we couldn't go for three~

brandonbauer87's picture

Awesome 'stache to go with an awesome criminal name. 

Maestro's picture

make that your icon

vacuuming sucks

jestertcf's picture

and then tell us about it.

~Because we couldn't go for three~

GoBucks713's picture


-The Aristocrats!

acBuckeye's picture

Ahh yes. Wilford Brimley.

BuckeyeSki's picture

He is so reformed he is now the keeper of the trees

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Bucksfan's picture

Oh man, that's perfect!  LOL.

tennbuckeye19's picture

Has Harvey called Finebaum since his release?

doodah_man's picture

Hear that he and the Dixie Dangler are going on the road...

Jim "DooDah" Day

Great. I think I got it. But just in case... tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening.