Mark May Has Hot Bracket Tips

March 22, 2013 at 9:53p    by Jason Priestas    
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740's picture

MARK MAY WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR and really sucks at his job as a sports analyst.

faux_maestro's picture

MARK MAY WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR? I had heard on another thread or two that MARK MAY WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR but have yet to actually see with my own eyes that MARK MAY WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR (as scary as that would be). I guess for now I will have to take your word for it that MARK MAY WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR.

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The 614's picture

Truth

"Anyone can run the option.  I can run the option."
-Urban Meyer-

Basso Profondo's picture

Classic Georgetown, and classic Mark "You beat my school by 72" May.  What a champion, I'm suprised we all don't put more faith in him. 

Poison nuts's picture

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
..."Hi I'm Mark May, you know...the guy on ESPN who's the highest paid professional troll in the country. I enjoy fine eye-wear, Summers Eve, being an asshat, and high end ladies under-garments...nice to meet you!"

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

FitzBuck's picture

Breaking News: Mark May makes basketball picks that are as bad if not worse than his football picks.
In other news Mark May Wears Woman's Underwear.  When asked about it he said SEC speed kills, Ohio state is overrated and Pitt is his new sleeper.  (Yes I'm aware Pitt lost be he's not)

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

lamplighter's picture

at least he's a comsistent idiot

Poison nuts's picture

Agreed. Always dumb, never waivers...

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

bukyze's picture

MARK MAY WEARS WOMENS UNDERWEAR.

Hovenaut's picture

Go back to sleep Mark May, you're drunk.

And as a reminder,

MARK MAY WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR.

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.

OSU_ALUM_05's picture

Mark May all but guaranteed Georgetown's demise with that tweet. And, of course, MARK MAY WEARS WOMENS UNDERWEAR.

armybuckinva's picture

Mark May is a very knowledgeable sports analysis who carefully studies every matchup.  He's spot on with most of what he says.
 
-Said no one ever
In other news, MARK MAY WEARS WOMENS UNDERWEAR.

dubjayfootball90's picture

I would love to get paid to make outlandish statements like this that require no analysis or factual backing...

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

FitzBuck's picture

You do.  We pay you in helmet stickers.
dont spend them all in one place.

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

Unky Buck's picture

Hilarious, Fitz. Nice laugh for the morning.

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bigbadbuck's picture

Maybe he's still reeling from Pitt losing on Thursday..or more likely he's just a dumba$$ who WEARS WOMENS UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE OF HIS CLOTHING!!!!!!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here its a war room

toledobuckeyefanjim's picture

How does a number 2 seed be a sleeper? May had it sort of right. Georgetown was asleep most of the game.

ShowThemOhiosHere's picture


SAID NOBODY EVER!  HAHAHA

Class of 2010.

740's picture

nah, he and jeffrey dahmer are still tight.

MediBuck's picture

HAHAHAHA
Did just as well as his other sleeper team--Pitt!!
Big Least Indeed.

"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes

HolyBuckeye1093's picture

Since when is a 2 seed a sleeper!? This guy sucks!

HighBallAce's picture

Think I did this wrong but here goes...
 
http://www.youtube.com/embed/wUdYd62Il1Y
Couldn't get it to embed but I thought this reminds me of Mark May!

bodast67's picture

 

 

 

     " I hope when I die, I die laughing"...                

740's picture

you know what foods are shaped like dicks? THE BEST KINDS

Michael Citro's picture

#GoodJob #GoodEffort

Toilrt Paper's picture

Georgetown loses to Florida Busche Gardens.

bodast67's picture


And thanks for playing...

 

 

 

     " I hope when I die, I die laughing"...                

GR8TBUCKS's picture

May ought to make predictions after the game. Then he'd be right about half the time.

MY BUTT'S SO BIG, I SPLIT MY PJ BOTTOMS

thirtytrap's picture

I'm just waiting for the day that Lou slaps the glasses off of Mark May's ugly face.
 

FitzBuck's picture

I'm calling it now.
next year Georgetown gets knocked out by the university of Phoenix online in the first round.  

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

AltaBuck's picture

Actually, University of Phoenix (Apollo Group) was Mark May's 2012 stock pick of the year.

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

MN Buckeye's picture

I believe May also picked the University of Phoenix football team to win the NC.

740's picture

well, they were playing at home....

Buckeyebrowny919's picture

just doing my part:
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To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift - Steve Prefontaine

Idaho Helga's picture

All of you here just don't realize Mr. May's genius.  Of COURSE women's underwear is more comfortable  (I can attest!).  Why I hear he has Iowa State on Sunday.  And, Pitt only lost because the refs were paid off.

Knarcisi's picture

I came in here to see who he would pick since neither Iowa nor Georgia were in the tourney. 

southernbuckeye's picture

Mark May..... D-Bag for life!

cdsperr's picture

Other sleeper picks: Shredder, Bambi's mom, Ivan Drago, Gannondorf and the T-1000

Idaho Helga's picture

Laughed on the Bambi's mom...which is sort of disconcerting  for me.  :( 
 
Might wanna add Hitler to that list though.
 

Menexenus's picture

Fat Urkel, you are such a tool!

Real fans stay for Carmen.

Indy_Buck87's picture

I took a nice Mark this morning and whipped my May while reading this tread. 

I know of only two things that are infinite, space and human stupidity.....and I'm not sure about space". Albert Einstein.

cajunbuckeye's picture

For me it's not an issue that MARK MAT WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR. My problem is that while MARK MAY WEARS WOMEN"S UNDERWEAR, he's allowed to fill the airwaves with ignorant comments. I think that Idaho Helga makes a good point, MARK MAY WEARS WOMEN"S UNDERWEAR because they're comfortable. However, the question still remains, "Why does Mark May make stupid comments when sports are involved?" I have a theory. MARK MAY'S PANTIES ARE IN A BUNCH.

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