Caption Friday: Clout

By 11W Staff on August 12, 2011 at 1:02p
52 Comments
JIM DELANY IS THE HAND OF THE LEAGUE

It's that time again. What is Jim Delany thinking now that the COI hearing has ended?

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Johnnycake's picture

What a gratifying fart......oh...the relief.

rkylet83's picture

Seriously...whats a guy gotta do to get an enema around here.

dmurder's picture

Was that OG Kush?

"We have always had the best damn band in the land, now we have the best damn team in the land"- Jim Tressel 1-03-03

AcrossTheField11's picture

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... mmmmm."

Time and change will surely show how firm they friendship... O-HI-O.

SouthBayBuckeye's picture

"I have the weirdest boner right now. Consider them rolled."

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

buck i's picture

Where did Waldorf go?

Is it Saturday Yet's picture

I was thinking more along the lines of Sam.....

dmurder's picture

I am so High right now

"We have always had the best damn band in the land, now we have the best damn team in the land"- Jim Tressel 1-03-03

flipbuckeye's picture

*sound of brick splashing into a toilet*

The Six Fingered Buckeye's picture

"I'm trying to get my hair to look like Wolverine's. So I can slap it down again."

Please, be honest. This is for science.

artbytes1's picture

I hope I don't look like the pointy-haired boss in Dilbert!

CLT Silver Bullet's picture

ahhhhh right cheek sneak!

joel121270's picture

Harumphhh!!!...They still ain't getting no playoffs on my watch!

BuckeyeSaab's picture

"ESPN, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Tress?"

Trans: ESPN, my boy, you disappoint me. Why haven't you paid me? And why did you fry poor Tress?

I'm sorry for not being sorry.

IndyBuckeye's picture

Do you feel that, Big 12? That's the feeling of me shitting all over your conference, stealing Nebraska, and ultimately forcing Texas A&M to bolt for the SEC. More to follow.

GunnersApe's picture

Hey dog...You see the size of that chicken?

741's picture

Mmmmmm... Queso dip.

dr green's picture

Hmmm. I wonder if I could pull off a sweater vest.

BacknBlack's picture

"First Bielema now this new guy at Michigan, Hoke. Maybe the conf. needs a coaches fitness policy."

RBuck's picture

"Where am I ?"

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

Kalamazoo Steve's picture

"Damn that Hoke guy is a fat S.O.B.."

flipbuckeye's picture

"Dude... wait, what?"

Bucks Love's picture

"F*ck your couch"

I  LIKE BIG BUCKS AND I CANNOT LIE

Hetuck21's picture

Hmmm, Michigan “maize” really does look like urine……

L-TownNut11's picture

looking at fickell made me go 6 to 12..........

Jrod214's picture

"Look upon my works, ye mighty, and tremble!" LOLWUT, how ya like me now, ESPiN?

"Consistency: It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup." - Despair.com

theDuke's picture

Dear ESPN,

"YOU shut up! I'm the CEO!"

Thanks,

Jim

theDuke

Denny's picture

Shut 'er down, fellas:

(re:)

Taquitos.

chaoscrusader's picture

That was good stuff!!!

DJThoms's picture

Is Jim Delany gonna have to choke a bitch?

bucki5's picture

Nanananananananananananana BATMAN

chaoscrusader's picture

"The Boss" thinking aloud... As a Borderline Incompetent, I can only thank God the SEC and NCAA are there to bail me out.

Dilbert - "I heard that... Shouldn't you hold off from saying stuff like that?

The Boss - "As if you mattered?" then tries to erase Dilbert's memory with his "non-existent" psychic ability...

jfunk's picture

NCAA, you have a problem with that? You know what you should do? You should sanction one of my teams. Sanction one of my teams with your army. Oh!! Wait a minute! You don't have an army! I guess that means you need to shut the f*ck up! That's what I'd do if I don't have no army. I would shhhhh, the f*ck up.

Scotch: It may be too early to drink it, yes; but people it is never to early to think about it.

acBuckeye's picture

"Are you them two boys I caught whackin' off in my trailer?"

303 Buckeye's picture

Now that I'm on the ESPN set; Oh, the things I'm gonna do to Hannah Storm.... (laughing in his head while thinking about 45 minutes from then).

DarekD's picture

Is that it? I've had shits that took longer that!

DarekD's picture

Delaney thinking . . . "How does that song go again?  I wanna be your lover - lover - loverboy.  Yeah, that song was the bomb!"

JeffMBeck's picture

"I should never have worn this camel hair bow tie on the back of my head"

NoVA Buckeye's picture

Forget Ohio State, what the hell are my Carolina Tar Heels gonna do about THEIR mess?

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

Bucks's picture

He does seem like he is off in distant thought.

Movie: Anger Management

Scene: I feel pretty

 

:D

Colby3333's picture

I am the Most Interesting MAN in the World.......Stay Thirsty My Friends!

Tails's picture

Forget what I said about the OSU situation being embarassing....how am I gonna explain these skidmarks in my pants?

ColdBuckeye's picture

Well, actually, I've always assumed Bert and Ernie to be gay.

GoBucks713's picture

Shhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

-The Aristocrats!

BoFuquel's picture

Oh how I hate, OHIO STATE.

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

AltaBuck's picture

What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this ESPN place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool NCAA rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?

I am Groot - Groot

NW Buckeye's picture

"I told you everything would be alright, Ollie!"

Sorry, the resemblance was just too much to resist.

Chuck4192's picture

I'll get you smurfs if it's the last thing I ever do!!!