It's that time again. What is Jim Delany thinking now that the COI hearing has ended?
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What a gratifying fart......oh...the relief.
Seriously...whats a guy gotta do to get an enema around here.
Was that OG Kush?
"We have always had the best damn band in the land, now we have the best damn team in the land"- Jim Tressel 1-03-03
F*ck ESPN.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... mmmmm."
Time and change will surely show how firm they friendship... O-HI-O.
"I have the weirdest boner right now. Consider them rolled."
Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST
Where did Waldorf go?
I was thinking more along the lines of Sam.....
I am so High right now
"We have always had the best damn band in the land, now we have the best damn team in the land"- Jim Tressel 1-03-03
*sound of brick splashing into a toilet*
"I'm trying to get my hair to look like Wolverine's. So I can slap it down again."
Please, be honest. This is for science.
I hope I don't look like the pointy-haired boss in Dilbert!
ahhhhh right cheek sneak!
Harumphhh!!!...They still ain't getting no playoffs on my watch!
Mmmm, Pigskin:
"ESPN, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Tress?"
* Trans: ESPN, my boy, you disappoint me. Why haven't you paid me? And why did you fry poor Tress?
I'm sorry for not being sorry.
Do you feel that, Big 12? That's the feeling of me shitting all over your conference, stealing Nebraska, and ultimately forcing Texas A&M to bolt for the SEC. More to follow.
Hey dog...You see the size of that chicken?
Mmmmmm... Queso dip.
Hmmm. I wonder if I could pull off a sweater vest.
"First Bielema now this new guy at Michigan, Hoke. Maybe the conf. needs a coaches fitness policy."
"Where am I ?"
"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)
"Damn that Hoke guy is a fat S.O.B.."
"Dude... wait, what?"
"F*ck your couch"
I LIKE BIG BUCKS AND I CANNOT LIE
Hmmm, Michigan “maize” really does look like urine……
looking at fickell made me go 6 to 12..........
"Look upon my works, ye mighty, and tremble!" LOLWUT, how ya like me now, ESPiN?
"Consistency: It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup." - Despair.com
"..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRNn5nR2Yco&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1&safe=active
Gordon Gee's signature is on my diploma. I'm proud of that. Class of 2008
Dear ESPN,
"YOU shut up! I'm the CEO!"
Thanks,
Jim
theDuke
Shut 'er down, fellas:
(re:)
Taquitos.
That was good stuff!!!
Is Jim Delany gonna have to choke a bitch?
Nanananananananananananana BATMAN
"The Boss" thinking aloud... As a Borderline Incompetent, I can only thank God the SEC and NCAA are there to bail me out.
Dilbert - "I heard that... Shouldn't you hold off from saying stuff like that?
The Boss - "As if you mattered?" then tries to erase Dilbert's memory with his "non-existent" psychic ability...
NCAA, you have a problem with that? You know what you should do? You should sanction one of my teams. Sanction one of my teams with your army. Oh!! Wait a minute! You don't have an army! I guess that means you need to shut the f*ck up! That's what I'd do if I don't have no army. I would shhhhh, the f*ck up.
"Anything easy ain't worth a damn." - Wayne Woodrow Hayes
"Are you them two boys I caught whackin' off in my trailer?"
Now that I'm on the ESPN set; Oh, the things I'm gonna do to Hannah Storm.... (laughing in his head while thinking about 45 minutes from then).
If you are a baseball fan, when Tim Kurkjian talks you listen while laughing at how big of a nerd he is.
Regifted
Is that it? I've had shits that took longer that!
Delaney thinking . . . "How does that song go again? I wanna be your lover - lover - loverboy. Yeah, that song was the bomb!"
"I should never have worn this camel hair bow tie on the back of my head"
Forget Ohio State, what the hell are my Carolina Tar Heels gonna do about THEIR mess?
/Duff'd It
He does seem like he is off in distant thought.
Movie: Anger Management
Scene: I feel pretty
:D
I am the Most Interesting MAN in the World.......Stay Thirsty My Friends!
Forget what I said about the OSU situation being embarassing....how am I gonna explain these skidmarks in my pants?
Well, actually, I've always assumed Bert and Ernie to be gay.
Shhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
-The Aristocrats!
Oh how I hate, OHIO STATE.
I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this ESPN place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool NCAA rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis
"I told you everything would be alright, Ollie!"
Sorry, the resemblance was just too much to resist.
I'll get you smurfs if it's the last thing I ever do!!!