With the Dubcast on a summer schedule, we've been running caption contests on Fridays, handing out t-shirts to particularly clever entries.
That's fine and all -- and we've shared many lulz, but do you know what's even better? Handing out shirts that we don't have to pay for.
Luckily, the fine folks at State Line have offered to hand out two of their signature Ohio pocket tees to the two wittiest captions for the above photo of Earle Bruce and his Get Mesh Crew.
Handmade by Ohioans for Ohioans, these shirts feature the jewel of the Northwest Territory stitched into a bullet-stopper over the heart that also doubles as a pocket. Did we mention that the shirt would be part of a limited run of 500?
Good luck! The contest closes on Sunday at midnight ET.
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Coach Bruce - "Oh...those are supposed to go on your KNEES. I'll be right back."
Nick Porter
All Broad Street (1989 & 1990)
"huddle up...Coach Earle is in one of those "frisky" moods..sooooo......"
"Winter is coming" - Urban Meyer
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?"
vacuuming sucks
nice Kingpin reference!
-The Aristocrats!
I have questions about the appropriateness of this clip I want to link, so I will give you all the link instead. (Nothing horrible)
http://topidol.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kingpin-1.gif
I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.
You son of a bitch... That was glorious.
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay $100.
Ahh what the hell, I'll risk a ban. Nice knowing you guys if I get cut loose.
I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.
I think you're safe Irr.
-The Aristocrats!
"I put coach's belt on the roof. lol."
beat me to it
vacuuming sucks
Going for the camel toe boys!
I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.
"How bout you boys run "Mooseknuckle" on 3..."
"Consistency: It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup." - Despair.com
"Hey guys, shhhhhhh, what do you think we should get Coach Earle for his birthday? I think it's next week. I was thinking a belt would be a useful gift."
vacuuming sucks
I think the ole Ben-Gay in the Jock Strap prank is working fellas!
I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.
Pictued: Bruce Earle's brief foray into scouting American Gladiator's farm system.
Herbie, This just ain't your day!
I haven't see asses this wet since that summer in Cancun back in '68, ahhh Cancun...oops, better adjust the tent pole before someone notices.
This ain't New York boys, Stop holdin hands.
Earle thinking - I remember when I actually had an ass to keep these god damn pants from falling down!
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis
Hey guys, look it's Earle......and Woody!
Careful, son, don't step in it!
"There's a fine line between perception and reality." -- Luke Fickell
If you catch it, go to the doctor to get rid of it.
-The Aristocrats!
"I don't care if it is seven of us against the coach - I still fear the paunch."
"what's a bonner?"
Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST
"Pants Coach on 3, ready?!"
"I heard that!"
“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody
Looks like we're goin' 9-3 again this year
If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg
High pockets!
I remember when this blog was good, and actually talked football.
::sniff sniff:: i smell a douche bag
"Winter is coming" - Urban Meyer
Who needs a belt when I can pull my pants up around my armpits.
Kevin
OH!!!!!
Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University
Who said I was getting my panties in a bunch?
Kevin
OH!!!!!
Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University
That last play was "really" exciting.....
Kevin
OH!!!!!
Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University
I just went from six to midnight. And it feels awesome!
If you guys don't start shaping up soon, you're gonna end up living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4183/saturday-night-live-down-by-the-river
That HAS to be one of the best top ten skits on SNL.
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
This boner sure is uncomfortable, I hope nobody notices.
Son, you've got enough sweat in that undercarriage to irrigate a small radish farm.
Rock-paper-scissors to see who gets to help me get rid of the ol' camel tail here. Straight up the middle. Three yards and a cloud of dust for the old man...
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay $100.
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
Speaking of Woody...
"them boys have magic legs"
Ok...let's try this again...38 sweep and Keith when you get to the goddamned 30 yard line, kick your shoe off and cut in toward the post. On 3!! How hard can this be???
I'm not going to stop until I get these things to nipple level.
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.
I'd like to know who won last week's caption contest? Obviously it wasn't me.
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
"Damn, forgot to have the old lady pick me up some suspenders."
"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)
The idea for the movie Forrest Gump actually came from Earle Bruce's strategy to only recruit kids with leg braces to play football. Somehow it worked, and, as you can see by the picture above, those players were to Earle as Jenny was to Forrest.
OMG! ROFL!!!!!
+100 for you 79! Pissed I didn't think of that.
Maybe Fickell can try that with our running backs, but "Run Roderick, Run!" just doesn't have the same cachet.
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
Hey y'all, do these pants make me look fat?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Oh my, if I only had an ass like #6, she'd think I was perfect!
Well boys, I feel it's high time I mosey on out of here and go slay some frosty beers.
-The Aristocrats!
"Smells like 8-4 boys."
Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Well I'm gonna go walk it off. Don't act like you're not impressed!