Caption Friday: Skypin'

By 11W Staff on June 17, 2011 at 1:00p
84 Comments
JOE PA, APPLE STORE GENIUS

It's that time again. Truly exceptional captions might even earn a t-shirt.

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Kyle's picture

THE FILES ARE IN THE COMPUTER !?!?!?!?!

elaydin's picture

this is a ridiculously good caption.

Maestro's picture

Sh*t, look at those boobies.

vacuuming sucks

biggy84's picture

"That Weiner fellow is very impressive"

Boxley's picture

So, that's my retirement plan!

"...the man who really counts in the world is the doer, not the mere critic-the man who actually does the work, even if roughly and imperfectly, not the man who only talks or writes about how it ought to be done." President T. Roosevelt

gobucks1226's picture

How does DOS work on this thing?

Irricoir's picture

Exactly how bad is Joe Pa's vision?

I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.

Barney's picture

Hey....Where's the "any key"?

Set your gearshift for the high gear of your soul!

RBuck's picture

"How do I delete that video of me shitting myself?"

Joey: "Which one"?

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

gobucks1226's picture

Who is Christopher Cicero?

Denster's picture

Oh how nice, two lovely ladies eating ice cream out of a cup.... uh oh... wait a second........

"It's a double-barreled pistol that fires hard work and victory..."

scrappled's picture

The rest of y'all can stop now. It's over.

Maestro's picture

Yes, that is outstanding, unless you have seen it and then your stomach just turned.

vacuuming sucks

Nappy's picture

I think I just Googled in my pants

Fan of bacon since 1981

Bucksfan's picture

Apple iSenior...solving your coaching problems, one crap at a time.

P.S. Even better:  Apple iSenior - Yeah, there's a crap for that.

Maestro's picture

"Hey Fran, this email says that if I sign up for their newsletter I will get half off on Depends.  Should I sign up?"

vacuuming sucks

BuckeyeSki's picture

"So THAT'S what a BCS National Championship Trophy looks like"

Banned from BlackShoeDiaries since 2008. Crime: Slander/Defamation of Character Judgement: Guilty

SouthBayBuckeye's picture

"Hello internet? Hi, it's me Mr Paterno. Can you please connect me to Mr.KiJana Carter? Yes, I'll hold"

 

pauses, thinks to himself, "how do the telephone operators fit inside this box?"

 

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

Nerkbuckeye's picture

Hubba hubba !! I'd like to put one through her uprights !!!!!

Colin's picture

Someone get over here and show me how to use this space box.

BED's picture

We could barely find a screen big enough to fit the word "Paterno" on the screen for the font size JoePa needs.

The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009

slippy's picture

What the f$#@! is the internet?

Jrod214's picture

YOU! IN THE BOX! COME TO PENN STAAAAAAA... I seem to have crapped myself.

"Consistency: It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup." - Despair.com

BuckeyeSki's picture

u..r..b.a..n...d.i..c..t...i...o.n..a...r..y.....c..o...m

 

B...l...u..m..p...k....i....n.......(clicks search)

 

"SUE!!! Sue come have a look at this and tell me what you think!!!"

Banned from BlackShoeDiaries since 2008. Crime: Slander/Defamation of Character Judgement: Guilty

jfunk's picture

"Damnit, I said use intimidating shout! Now we don't have enough mana to defeat this dungeon!"

Scotch: It may be too early to drink it, yes; but people it is never to early to think about it.

addman1405's picture

CAN YOU HEAR ME MAD DOG!?!

btalbert25's picture

This giant monitor is the best invention since those phones with the huge buttons!!!!

 

kjb's picture

Linda...where is the delete button?  I just go this email from some lawyer in Columbus and I'm not sure what to do with it!?!

 

Too soon?

Buckeyebrowny919's picture

"The files are in the computer? WTF do you mean the filll.......ohhhhhhhhh..

 

THE FILES ARE IIIIIIIIIIIIIN THE COMPUTER!!!"

To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift - Steve Prefontaine

NoVA Buckeye's picture

Honey, how do you work this toilet?

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

NW Buckeye's picture

"400+ Victories - Do they call me '400 Joe'?"

"More bowl appearances than any other coach - Do they call me 'Bowl King Joe'?"

"In the College Football Hall of Fame - Do they call me 'Hall of Fame Joe'?"

"But crap in my pants in Ohio Stadium and look at what this *!#%* internet says....... "

 

Old joke I know, but just seems appropriate. 

 

Jason Priestas's picture

"Only a few more minutes and I'll be finished with Beaver Stadium in Minecraft."

Maestro's picture

I am going to use this time machine to award us the 1994 National Championship.

vacuuming sucks

Maestro's picture

What's a good screen name?  Oh, I got it, M1EK sounds good.

vacuuming sucks

Maestro's picture

tip of the cap

vacuuming sucks

native buckeye's picture

It says here that the Ohio State head coaching job is vacant...hmmm...

BuckeyeChief's picture

man you guys have some funny captions in here. I'll think of something next week.

 

"Clutch has no boundaries"

tampa buckeye's picture

F5? What the f--- does F5 mean?

Bucks's picture

How did they know I was poopin' my pants.

srpatterson's picture

"I am sorry little lady from Nigeria but they don't pay me that much."

Next email.

Maestro's picture

Damn, Betty White is smokin'.

vacuuming sucks

Denny's picture

In which Joe Pa finds out Chatroulette is not a way to recruit those wonderful Pennsylvania youths Christopher Walken and Robert DeNiro.

Taquitos.

ColdBuckeye's picture

"Our PA plant came through, Jim is out!"

Buckeyebrowny919's picture

dude....

 

 

To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift - Steve Prefontaine

BuckeyeTrack10's picture

COLDBUCKEYE has me in tears laughing. People are looking at me weird. And oh yea, there's this....WAY TOO SOON!

VanDownByTheRiver's picture

"W T F is Rebecca Black talking about?"

GoBucks713's picture

This is the biggest monitor I've ever seen! Where did you find a 20 inch monitor?? I didn't know they made them that big??

-The Aristocrats!

grivo242's picture

What are you doing here!? Give me that camera! No one must know I can use email - I don't want to end up like Tressel!

Irricoir's picture

If they make stuf to remove eyebrows surely they make things to make them grow back.

I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.

beserkr29's picture

JFC, what is this crap?!  Hey Jay, how do I work this new-fangled digital type-writer?!  I've got some nasty letters to write to your mot...never mind, I'll figure it out.

Spreadhdgfx's picture

Recruit: "You're such a hipster with your Apple product and the glasses and the fact that yoiu always talk about how I knew things before other people..."

 

Joe Paterno: "Well I did just get a hip replacement, if that's what you're talking about."

BED's picture

So much win.

The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009

OHIOinME's picture

"I think I just twattered."

dr green's picture

"Dadgummit! 32-inch f***in' monitor and I still can"t see the Xs and Os."

BuckeyeSaab's picture

I swear if this stupid tank screws up the damn pull again I'm not giving him any more f$&#ing heals.  Let the whole damn raid wipe for all I care!

I'm sorry for not being sorry.

Poe McKnoe's picture

Joe Paterno really enjoyed his swag from the 1986 Fiesta Bowl, especially his Apple iPod.

TheSweaterVest's picture

dm @danwetzel Delany also says JPT knew since April.  Have to check cache for deleted emails.

Backup Placekick holder's picture

I will you use the Ebay and yes, you, TP#2, will sell me that Big 10 championship ring.

biggy84's picture

" Is Bang Bus two words?"

rkylet83's picture

There using the metric system now? Thats the tool of the devil, my car gets 40 rods to the hoghead and thats how I likes it.

BLeezy17's picture

"2 Girls 1 Cup??? Sounds harmless enough."

Irricoir's picture

*Off topic* after hearing it mentioned several times I had to google it. Thankfuly I read enough before deciding not to click a link. I'm sheltered. What can I say. I get the WoW references though.

I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.

BED's picture

JoePa: "What is this, I don't even..."

The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009

chaoscrusader's picture

Joe PA typing (his first Internet search):

A-P-L-e_4 _d-u-m-i-e-z

hits the backspace button several times and begins typing again.

d-p-e-n-d-s _K-u-p-o-n

His secretary walks in:

"Joe you shit yourself again?!?!?!?!"

 

biggy84's picture

" this is a crappy mirror"

Kalamazoo Steve's picture

So the Ohio State coach paid for the glass he broke....right?

wrockhold's picture

Touchdown!

Bo Jackson

NUTTYONE's picture

"It says here with a clever caption, I could win one of the new stylin' FICKELBALL Tees."

AltaBuck's picture

How do I get apple juice out of this contraption? The OSU game is tomorrow and I am feeling a bit irregular.

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

burkmon's picture

I said I wanted a "BIG MAC"....

 

Troy0782's picture

"Jay, this nickleodeon is talking to me. Where did you get the last stash of medical marijuana from again?!"

RBuck's picture

"What station is Lawrence Welk on?"

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

byzantinebuckeye's picture

"I can gain HOW MANY INCHES with one little trick?!?"

The height of human desire is what wins, whether it's on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium.

NoVA Buckeye's picture

"Internet porn? Bah! Back in my day (yes, really) I had magazines that you could buy at the store! Now, I have to pay annually for it? Damn you, Steve Jobs!!!"

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

shortbuck's picture

Jay, go wiggle the rabbit ears, Judge Judy won't come in on this new T.V.!!!!!

Lucys Daddy is a Buckeye's picture

Ok...let's see...

Google.  Check.

Port-a-pottys in Columbus, Ohio...ahh, yes.  Here we go...

*Dials phone*

Hello, King John Toilets?  Yes, you're in Columbus, right???  Oh, good...Listen up, sonny.  I was hoping to get one of your commodes delivered to the visitor's sidelines at Ohio Stadium on November 19.  Still have bad memories of a visit there in 2009...

 

http://youtu.be/2vHPh-CO8jM

...And when we win the game, We'll buy a keg of booze....And we'll drink to old Ohio til we wobble in our shoes...

IndyBuck's picture

"no wonder Vitale does commercials for Hooters!"

"I'll be glad when I get those new contact lenses"

"they want the jumbotron back in Beaver Stadium now!?

a9entsmith's picture

Okay, Jay, I'll walk you through this ONCE more-- watch me closely this time! First you have to jump-start the boot process by opening DOS...

Bucks's picture

I'm fucking JoePa ... I can delete anything.

P-Rickles's picture

"I've been gumming at this apple for the last hour, and all I taste is mercury. Gave me Mad Hatter's Disease, it did! Reminds me of when I was 6, working at the textile mill. We used to have to un-jam the spools manually, and many a finger was lost. Speaking of chicken fingers, I had some with potato salad the other day that....zzzz*snort*zzzz..."

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay $100.

tjh4070's picture

Mamma Mia, This is Dick's Sporting Good!?!