Caption Friday: Vibin'

By 11W Staff on May 13, 2011 at 1:00p
44 Comments
PUT THE ROCK IN A PLASTIC BAG

Archie is keeping that ball perfect. Do your worst.

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OHIOinME's picture

Anyone know where I can get a professional ball washer?

Sloopyque's BBQ's picture

Hey I can blow my nose an wipe my ass at the same time!

Sloopyque's BBQ

Denny's picture

'Damn straight my lapels touch my sleeves. Something's got to.'

Taquitos.

Irricoir's picture

I have my sample ready, where'd the nurse go?

I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.

Rooster Buckburn's picture

Oh for the day when only footballs got 'inked'.

Toasty McBuns's picture

The "Original" Baller

BuckeyeBacker98's picture

Tucked in his arm on the field or in a plastic bag wearing a fly jacket, nobody toted the rock quite like Archie.

Maestro's picture

Hey Mister, my mom said if you sign the ball for me she would let you put your Archie in her Griffin.

vacuuming sucks

buckeyedude's picture

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You got my vote dude! LOL!

 

 

SouthPlainfieldNut's picture

Pro Stars: It's all about helping kids.

chi_town_buckeye's picture

Man with unbelievably huge ball sack!

GoBucks713's picture

"Oh, I'm keepin this. It weighs 8.6 Courics!"

-The Aristocrats!

BucksfanXC's picture

"We may never know where those autographs ended up or how much they fetched at market, but we none of us will ever forget the night that little Adam was conceived."

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

Bucksfan's picture

I'm 'bout to elbow this little girl right in the face.  BAM!  Didn't see that comin,' did ya?!

WestCoastBuckeye's picture

Little Girl: "Mr Griffin, Suzie Colber with the Elementary Sports Paper News. My friend Mark May called you a doodie head on the playground yesterday, thoughts?"

ESPN they hate us early they hate us often.

BuddhaBuck's picture

Krogering: Archie always picks 'plastic' over 'paper'.

Don't text while driving.

Buckeye Scottie's picture

So you're telling me, kid, I can get free tats ANNNND a free car just by giving that guy over there my ball??   Daaaammmmnnn, you gotta deal.

Maestro's picture

Pardon me sir, do you speak jive?

vacuuming sucks

GoBucks713's picture

Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
 

-The Aristocrats!

Irricoir's picture

You know I find that slightly offensive even though I know this was said in jest. There would certainly be an uproar if other, similar type of terminology was used for the other race. [Said in jest or not] Not angry enough to fuss about it but I'd urge you to reconsider next time.

I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.

Reens's picture

This was actually said in Airplane the movie...

GoBucks713's picture

Yeah, not trying to start a stink, but it is just a Quote from Airplane!

-The Aristocrats!

Irricoir's picture

I am not going to make one either, even being a quote do you find it appropriate? I can think of many quotes from Mississippi Burning that would not. Anyhow, I am not pushing the issue, just putting an opinion out there.

I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.

Run_Fido_Run's picture

Humor always has to straddle some sort of line, but I don't see it as offensive at all. It's meant to be ironical, poking fun of past (1970s) attitudes and terminology. The term "jive," btw, was derived from black American culture.   

Irricoir's picture

Understood completely but that term isn't a derogatory label regardless that it originated from that culture. The label is the problem.

I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.

Reens's picture

Actually, conversations like these are the problem. It was a harmless quote from an incredibly popular movie and having to tip-toe around a quality joke with no malicious intent is a bit ridiculous.

Irricoir's picture

I am looking for equality on both sides, for all parties. The only tip toeing that occurs is for one side alone. I would see all derogatory remarks based on race removed. I know it will never happen. Love the avatar man.

I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.

Reens's picture

Thanks. No, it won't happen. I see it the opposite way though - I'm Sicilian/Itallian and get called a greasy wop/dago and laugh with whomever said it. I don't believe it's just the word, it's the intent within which it was said. It is what it is. Our viewpoints are different and both could be right.

Irricoir's picture

I appreciate your view brother. I see your point and agree with it. Intent is ever so important in all things from relationships to laws. Your explanation is certainly valid. I just want equality across the board. I want all men treated with the same respect and expectations and anyone met with less is due to the character of that person not race.
 

I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.

Chris Lauderback's picture

I think the kid with his back to us is Washington - a few years before he found fame on Welcome Back Kotter.

Kalamazoo Steve's picture

I was thinking Duane from "What's Happening".

Hey hey hey.

artbytes1's picture

Dang....they lied to me.  One in the hand isn't worth two in the bush!

buck sqrt -1's picture

Keep your Heismans, Jimmy Crum wants his jacket back

GoBucks713's picture

+1 On the Dean of Central Ohio Sports reference. LONG LIVE THE DEAN!!

-The Aristocrats!

Run_Fido_Run's picture

Little girl: "I can't believe it! It's Jermaine Jackson of the Jackson Five!"

Archie: "No, baby, it's Archie."

Little girl: "I love your song, Dancing Queen. Where's Michael? He's so cute! Ohh, since Michael's not here . . . will you please sign my book report on Nancy Drew?"

Archie: "What this town needs is busing to desgregate the schools . . . "

Irricoir's picture

Bvvvlluuurrrppp [Flatulence]....I wonder if anybody heard that?

I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.

Reens's picture

"Wait, what? This ball could is considered a gift?"

pldconsulting's picture

Anybody try to touch my ball and my posse here will gut you with her pen!

Irricoir's picture

Disregard.

I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.

paulk's picture

Hey kid, hold this swag while I teach these ladies how to rollerboogie.

robert goulet's picture

Who is the man who'd do anything for his brother man?

ARCH!

Can ya dig it?  You know that Archie is one bad motha-

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Hey - I'm only talkin bout Archie!

WE CAN DIG IT!

buckeyedude's picture

Shit Jake. You ain't old enough to remember the Little Rascals are you? The show, I mean. 

 

 

painterlad's picture

NCAA: "Say, maybe we should investigate this photo. Just a guess, but Mr. Griffin must have received that jacket for free, because no one would have paid  for such a thing, and that would be an improper benefit. Besides, when he removes his jacket, we can check for tattoos."

Tressel: "You do know that Archie was never recruited by me, don't you?"

NCAA: "Oh, you'd love for us to think that, wouldn't you?"

To err is human. Really sucking requires having yellow stripes on your helmet.