Evil Tressel Cares Not For Clemency

By Luke on September 25, 2010 at 7:05p
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If you had to sum up the 60 minutes of football we just witnessed, I would offer up but one word: OWNAGE.

Terrelle Pryor: 20/26 224 yards, 4 TDs, 104 rushing yards, a rushing TD, and even a 20 yard receiving TD from his former Jeannette, PA battery mate Jordan Hall? Check.

Dane Sanzenbacher, 9 catches totaling 108 yards including 4 receiving touchdowns? Double check.

The diminutive Hall getting into the multi faceted game in his own right, averaging 9 yards a touch offensively, rushing for a score, throwing a score, and 11W fav Jaamal Berry also raising hell at running back carrying 4 times for 74 yards and a TD? Checkmate.

While we probably need some sort of death metal to appreciate the blood and guts that were spilled as Jim Tressel's club accrued the most points during his tenure as Ohio State's master and commander, we instead turn to our indie rock anthem of all that is good and right in the universe.

O-f'ing-H y'all:

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Northbrook's picture

Ron English you ever come back here and spit on our field again and we will hang a hundred on you, you ass wipe.

poguemahone's picture

Spit on our field? Wut?

Buckeyebrowny919's picture

what?

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poguemahone's picture

Ron English you ever come back here and spit on our field again and....

Did he spit on the field a first time? 

Matt's picture

I saw him hock a loogie in the second half.  Didn't really offend me so much, but some people feel strongly about the sanctity of astroturf.

poguemahone's picture

Damn you, Ron English, for having a cold

Northbrook's picture

Every time they showed him he was spitting but it was meant to be a joke.

flipbuckeye's picture

Don't forget Kenny G running in for his first TD.

BuckeyeSki's picture

What a game. Ive never seen that high of a score in my life. Eff Arkansas. That is all...

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JakeBuckeye's picture

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I'm not a violent man, but if I had the opportunity to pucnh somebody square in the mouth repeatedly it would - no question about it - be Mark May.

Don't know if any of you are watching but here is what he had to say regarding Ohio State's win (he was speaking of TP):

"Building that NFL resume right there, catching the football."

And that's all he had to say about the entire game.

iball's picture

Since we are a top 5 fanbase, pissing us off is a lucrative business for ESPN. You don't have to look far for d-bags like May to jump on camera and dis the Bucks.

I wouldn't have it any other way. Eh, Trev Albers?

“There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it’s that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.” – Kenny Powers

buckeyedude's picture

wouldn't have it any other way. Eh, Trev Albers?

That's exactly the point I made after the Marshall game.

 

 

Denny's picture

Yea f'real - they're doing what the producers tell them to do. Your anger about ESPN has you thinking about ESPN and then ESPN wins.

Taquitos.

iball's picture

Jimmy T turned his swag on today.

Jordan Hall plays like he's possessed.

I frickin love it.

“There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it’s that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.” – Kenny Powers

Matt's picture

I still want to see Berry run behind the first string o-line, with TP in the backfield.  I don't understand the coaches' reluctance to give him some quality minutes.  He looks to have very good control over the football, so I don't believe fumble worries are driving that decision.  Saine still dances too much in the backfield, and Herron is dependable but lack athletic explosion.

 

As for Bama winning, I'm all for that outcome.  I want the title game against Bama and the SEC, and nothing else.  I'd also like to go into that game as the #2 team.  That worked out well for us last time we made a trip out to Arizona as the #2 underdog.

iball's picture

Hahaha! Ty Moeller getting interviewed. Deer in the headlights anyone? Get used to it 26.

“There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it’s that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.” – Kenny Powers

iball's picture

So will Moeller get another year?

“There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it’s that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.” – Kenny Powers

Matt's picture

I didn't see that Chekwa had hurt his back early in the game.  Any reports on how severe it was?  With precious few targets remaining up north, the Michigan Secondary Hating God is turning his eyes towards Columbus.

iball's picture

B Rolle!! No wait, Big Boi? Uh, what?

 

“There’s one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it’s that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.” – Kenny Powers

BuckeyeChief's picture

Who's on the "Ohio's BCS team" bandwagon now?

 

"Clutch has no boundaries"

Buckeye in Athens's picture

 

I was in the ER the whole game - what happened with the defense? Was the 2nd string in or something? My hope, just from reading comments during the open thread, was that  the D was playing prevent zone or something, instead of there being fundamental secondary problems. After seeing the D dominate in the first three games, it's hard to believe that we'd have structural personnel/coverage problems. 
poguemahone's picture

"fundamental secondary problems" = busted backs, kneecaps and elbows everywhere among the cornerbacks

When healthy, I think the secondary's good enough to win the Big Ten (and yes, a MNC) with. The lack of quality depth is a little concerning, though.

BuckeyeChief's picture

Everything okay?

 

"Clutch has no boundaries"

Buckeye in Athens's picture

Yeah, thanks Chief. My girlfriend had a seizure but she's alright now.

 

At least the young ones in the secondary got some quality minutes in the game. 

BuckeyeChief's picture

NP, that sucks. She okay?

 

"Clutch has no boundaries"

btalbert25's picture

I have a couple of take aways from today's game.  First, I was so happy to see them blast that team.  It's been over a decade to see the offense blow up like that, and I for one thing it's a HUGE statement to the rest of the Big 10.  I know it was a terrible, team, but how many terrible teams have we played in the last 10 years and not looked so hot?

The secondary concerns me a little, but not that much.  There were some nice catches made, some interceptions just missed, and hits/sacks on the QB that were just missed as well. 

Another thing I think contributed to EMU moving the ball some is just the sheer amount of posessions they had.  I mean for a while there the Bucks were scoring quickly.  The defense spent a good bit of time on the field today guys. 

I am extremely excited to watch this team going forward. They are really starting to put it together.   I just don't know what defense in the Big 10 is going to slow them down. 

Nappy's picture

Did I miss something on Stoneburner? Where was he?

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buckeyedude's picture

Game ball goes to: Dane Sanzenbacher. 4 TD catches, tying a record.

First off, I think EMU is a better team than their record indicates. Like him or not, English has that team heading in the right direction. I know you're laughing, but, they are going to win some games in the MAC this year.

Special teams seemed to improve some, but now I have a new(somewhat) worry: that secondary played poorly, IMO. I don't understand how they did so well against Miami and allowed EMU to move the ball like that, exposing the weak secondary.

I agree with Matt that J. Hall and Jaamal are two really good running backs. Want to see more. I believe those two, combined, may be more talented than Boom and Zoom.

I've watched them two times now and Boise State looks every bit as good, if not better than, Alabama.  At this point, would rather see us play one dimensional Bama in the MNC.

 

 

 

 

Buckeye_Mafia's picture

I knew as soon as Berry scored and Hall played as well as he did, the singing would surface again about playing them. Just face it. Boom and Zoom are gonna continue to start barring injury. And Boom looked descent.

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dr green's picture

Ugh! Luke, as you indicate, The Black Keys are not worthy of this 73 - 20 drubbing. BuckeyeDude, agree with comments that 2ndary is a concern.