Lane Kiffin Never Sleeps
Fresh on the heels of swiping Seantrel Henderson from the Buckeyes, Lane Kiffin has received a commitment from a 13 year-old quarterback. I know this happens in basketball, but that’s part of what makes college basketball recruiting so shady. Leave it to Lane to get it going on the gridiron side.
The recruit, David Sills, still five years away from signing day, has a personal coach and a slickly produced highlight video (music notwithstanding):
Already six feet tall and breaking down NFL footage, Sills might turn out to be the next great thing. Or he might not. This quote from his mentor, Steve Clarkson, is not exactly a ringing endorsement of his ability to draw comparisons:
“You might call me crazy, but you’ve known me a long time, right? And when I said if there was going to be a LeBron James of football it’d be Jimmy Clausen that turned out to be a pretty good prediction.”
Um. Okay.
So… Kiffin actually recruited him? Or did the kid just want to look like a badass to the girls in his middle school by saying this?
Like middle school girls would care.
this kid’s getting so many hand holds it’s not even funny. just remember kid, always wear protection.
Most likely the latter…
Also, this kid’s montage video looked really sweet with him under all the prepubescent pressure from the defense…oh wait, they’re all in middle school…
Weird stuff.
i’m starting to think that lane kiffin is literally the devil
My thoughts exactly. He hasn’t done one thing that has even a faint touch of class anywhere he’s been. Also props to Ken for the Marijuanovich comparison, ya beat me to it. $10 this Sills kid doesn’t match the inevitable hype.
Sick!
I’ve completley lost my mind if i’m able to read this and believe it.
Regardless, Lane Kiffin is still a douche and no where near the classy coach we like to call, Jim Tressel.
Witness Exhibit A:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1002/cfb.inside.recruitment.seantrel.henderson/content.13.html
Now that’s class! Seantrel, it’s your loss, homie.
He even left his shoes by the door? Man, no matter how big he becomes, he is always so humble. I’m honored and proud to have him as our coach
The pic of the four USC coaches in his living room almost made me feel physically ill. The specter of a bunch of grown men practically pleading a boy to come and play for them is just sickening, really. Of course, the pic where Lane is on his cell in the kid’s living room is pretty telling.
Steve Clarkson is an idiot. Jimmy Clausen is more like Zydrunas Ilgauskas than King James. Who’s he going to compare Sills to then? Jesus?
I saw this on ESPN this morning…. this is F’in ridiculous… it is:
1. Unfair to the kid as he should not be exposed to the sleazes of the world at age 13.
2. It screws a kid up as he now thinks he is the 2nd coming of Joe Montana.
3. The kids parents are complete Jackasses to even allow this to remotely happen.
4. It shows how much of a sleazy weasel Lane Kiffin is.
Yes, yes, yes and yes.
1. This will turn into Marinovich 2.0
2. Kiffin will not be at SoCal to coach this kid.
Kiffin is assuming USC will have a scholarship to offer.
LMAO
Did you see the talent around this kid? He’s a system QB. The next Graham Harrell.
You are sooo right. Last time I checked no one in any game I have seen or played in did anyone score by themselves. It takes TEAM.
Chris Hansen would like to have a discussion with Lane Kiffin over his chat room activities with this 7th grader..
“why don’t you have a seat?”
The most important thing to remember, if ever confronted by Chris Hansen in a stranger’s living room, is to sit down and drink that long tall glass of lemonade that he inevitably offers to the people he meets, because hoss, that’s the last lemonade you’re going to taste for a very long, long time.
i like how they always have brownies or similar to go with the lemonade on that show. worst. combo. ever.
CREAPY !!!! the video the offer everything creapy like kid at the dry erase board this is all creapy!!!!!!
In the words of Charles Barkley that song is TURRRRBLLLEEEE
Anyone else agree with me that the song on the video has a bit of a christian church music like feel to it. Yikes, NAGL!
“He takes a step back. He knows that no one can touch him now.” I believe Lane Kiffin already did…
“now show me on the doll where coach kiffin touched you”
I can’t control my laughter right now…nearly in tears after that.
Too damn funny. If I break out in fits of laughter while out for dinner tonight; damn you sbb!!
i’d like to nominate this for comment of the year. absolutely priceless lolololol
That’s funny shite right there.
Well, if you notice, there’s a cross on their helmet decals. yay jesus music!
Good eye my friend, good eye.
Well, the kid does play for Red Lion Christian Academy, so the helmet decals and music make sense I guess.
Based on all this, I’m a little surprised that Pope Urban hasn’t contacted the kid to relate his ‘visions’.
he cant the pop warner coach he is hitting up for an early commit wont let his players have cell phones while at pizza hut after the game
Cause the pope is still feeling a little burned by Ron Powlus!
Honestly, this is sick, and I’d be surprised if the kid is not on HGH. I mean, what if this kid does not fill out, oh I forgot they know he will because they have a doctor working on that.
and never mind his body… this kid’s head is going to be all kinds of f*ced up.
Seriously, the NCAA and the FBI need to look into this because it reeks of all kinds of stink!
This is the wrong direction to take sports.
You are right. Seriously, this failed the smell test from the start.
So besides how dumb this is can we talk real quick about him being from Bear? That’s where I’m from, born and raised. Lived there my whole live til I went to Columbus. It’s still always exciting when Delaware is in the news. I’m more worried about where this kid is going to HS than college.
http://www.redlionca.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=7&Itemid=64
Good gosh, makes me think he might be better off going to Florida to walk in the footsteps of the Teabow. I guess, the Urban Meyer heath issue prevented Florida from landing a top recruit like this.
I can say with about 97% certainty that he will not go to Red Lion for HS. Not that DE is a football powerhouse but that will ensure incredibly inferior opposing talent. I’m sure he’ll land an ‘academic’ scholarship to Salesianum, the catholic powerhouse coming off a state title.