Prognosticating: Iowa
With the Rose Bowl on the line this weekend, Joe is offering up another freebie from his virtual Buckeye store. It will be hard to top the accuracy and speed of Buckeyeholicwompa’s clutch choice last week, but the bigger the game, the bigger the imaginary score prediction is. I think.
This time, the commenter that most accurately predicts the final score for the Iowa game will win the lovely Ohio State championships banner you see pictured. Stewie Mandel may be hating, but the seven championships featured on the banner reflect the seven ringing the inside of the Shoe — even 1970.
So get that magical prediction in and look forward to this beauty going up in your man cave. And think of Joe when you’re looking for Buckeye gear for the family this holiday season.
The fine print…
- Must be 18 years-old or older.
- One entry/comment per person.
- Your entry/comment must include a valid email address.
- Duplicate predictions are ineligible — first come, first serve.
- Deadline for entries is kickoff.








35-3 …
OSU wins
17-3
28-10 OSU
28-7, not a great offensive perfomance but playing with a short field will take its toll
Also the first page on that mandel link is HILARIOUS
34-7 OSU
24-3 Good guys.
20-3 OSU
38-0, Bucks. Don’t care how stupid I’ll look on Sunday.
27-6 THE Ohio State
27-0 Buckeyes!!
35-10 Bucks
31-7 Bucks
Rose Bowl!
OSU 24-0.
28-0 Buckeyes.
27-10 Bucks
17-0 Buckeyes.
24-7 Bucks
17-6 Buckeyes… that 6 for Iowa is two FGs and is only there because someone took the 17-3 pick already!
20-6 Buckeyes.
24-10 bucks
24-10, tOSU
Smalls takes a reverse to the house!
“Smalls…Leonard Smalls. My friends call me ‘Lenny’ – but I got no friends”
Some people say that’s Randall “Tex” Cobb’s best performance ever, but for me it’s going the distance vs. Larry Holmes.
Please tell me somebody here knows what I’m talking about…
Silver Bullets 31
Gold Pants 0
27-14
Damn you bucksfan! Quick on the trigger…
I will then go 27-13, smalls still takes one to the house
Iowa- 0
Ohio State – 30
31-10 Buckeyes
Buckeyes clinch the Rose Bowl 27-9
34-10 Buckeyes
30-6, Bucks
OSU 23 Iowa 17
21-13 Buckeyes!
OSU 31- NoPants 9,
Must. Win. Banner.
24-17 bucks
41-12 Buckeyes
OSU 31 – Iowa 3
13-3 OSU
28-6 OSU
Tressel + Pryor = 35
Ferentz – Stanzi = 0
Go Bucks!
24-14, OSU goes for Roses.
Same score, just forgot the e-mail. 24-14.
20-7 Ohio State
BUCKEYES-38
hawkeyes- 03
Smelling roses and inticipating a great new years day! GO BUCKS!!!!!!!
31-13
i think we will be feeling it this game
I’m going to say 42-7. With all the turnovers Iowa gives away, a back up QB, no running back to speak of, I think the Defense will score 2 TD’s at least.
forgot to include my email
20-0 Buckeyes
TP has two rushing TDs. And maybe we miss an extra point.
31-14 Bucks!
34-7 OSU
Sweet banner.
34-6 OSU Didn’t see the 34-7 already posted.
42-6 osu
OSU 38
Iowa 14
osu – 20
iowa – 10
Can I just predict that their quaraterback will end up having a temper tantrum and spike the ball like Drew Tate did back in 2005?
Wow, spell check did not work on that one…
ummm I believe it’s Drew TAINT.
that was a great moment though. ahh memories
Sorry, like I said the spell check wasn’t working. I tried finding the Youtube video for Taint’s mantrum but they don’t have it up anymore.
17-7 OSU
It’s close for a while before a Pryor bomb to Posey breaks it wide open for the second week in a row.
24-6 Bucks.
Iowa’s defense plays well for a time but is out on the field too long to stop the bucks.
Roses Everywhere.
30-16 Bucks over Hawks
31-6 Buckeyes
Did I leave my email the first post? If not, I did now.
27-10 Bucks win and smell the roses!
31 – 6 OSU
27-9 Buckeyes!!!
30-10 Buckeyes of course….Iowa scores one late after a dominating defensive performance from the Silver Bullets…pryor throws for 2 set up by Small returns and also runs for 1
Then i say 27-6. Go Bucks!!
21-20 Men of the Scarlet and Gray
33-17 Buckeyes
Ohio State 33
Iowa 13
OSU 17 – Iowa 0
30-6 OSU
Lot of repeat scores in here.
Ohio State 23
Iowa 7
The Ohio State Buckeyes – 27
Iowa Hawkeyes – 3
OSU 23
IOWA 7
38-6 Buckeyes roll
OSU 21
Iowa 10
OSU 34
Iowa 10
OSU – 10
Iowa – 7
14-3 buckeyes, but never a doubt about the outcome, ala 2007 Michigan. TP throws less than 10 passes.
Bullets 34
Corn lovers 3
34 -13 BUCKEYE CITY!!
14-3 osu
23-10 OSU
20-6 OSU
31-7 OSU
16-10 Bucks
31-3 OSU
27-12 Bucks.
B. Rolle has a scoop-n-score!
Ohio State 30
Iowa 13
24-9, The Ohio State University.
38 – 10 O.State; Pryor clutching roses mid 4th qtr on.
17-0 OHIO STATE
tOSU 28
cornholers 13
OSU D allows them to score 7 at the very end.
Go Bucks!!
Buckeyes 38 Hawkeyes 17
25-6 Ohio State.
Finally, a score no one took!
21-16 Buckeyes
OSU-23
Iowa-9
OSU 23 Iowa 6
OSU 35 IOuWA 0
OSU 28
Iowa 10
Iowa Hawkeyes gets their wings clipped and cannot free themselves from what will be their Horseshoe Cage.
The Bucknuts come out swinging their nuts around and declaw the Hawkeyes (can one declaw a bird? guess we’ll find out)
Ohio State Birdtamers – 35
Black Heart Soiled Pants -6
OSU 13, Iowa 0.
for what it’s worth, that score should be 17-0 but tressel goes conservative late, and kicks a field goal from inside the 10 somewhere.
13-10 Ohio State
13-12 Buckeyes
34-3 OSU wins it with a strong offensive showing from the RB crew.
tOSU-27
Iowa-16
LETS GO BUCKS
Beat those birdies like we beat those house cats last week in HV!
Bucks 34
Iowa 17
27-7 Bucks
31-24 OSU. Little bit of a let down game, but good guys come through in the second half
bucks 37
Iowa 8
21-7
won’t be much scoring in this game people.
Ohio State 23
Iowa 13
26-10 OSU
31-17 bucks
23-15 bucks
34-9 Bucks
Ditka -147
Iowa – 2
Oops, lost my train of thought for a second…what I meant was:
Bucks -33
Hawks – 9
42-3 OSU
1-0 Iowa It’s sort of like bidding $1.00 on The Price is Right, since nobody took Iowa, I would win this sweet ass banner by default if somehow the Cockeyes ended up with the W.
COME ON DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21 osu
14 Iowa. Someone probably took this already..
35 – 7
OSU 14
Iowa 0
Gonna get crazy here, but the I’m going to predict a safety by the Silver Bullets, set up by a solid punt.
34-12, Buckeyes win.
(And we all know Mox should’ve gone with Darcy. Amy Smart looked hit back then too.)
26-13
Ohio State – 26
Iowa – 13
That is.
OSU 26-iowa 10.
And does anyone know a place to get roses on high street?
Not offhand, but sounds like a good idea for an enterprising young student.
tOSU – 38
Iowa – 13
Damn, would have won if someone hadn’t been offsides, looks like BigRedBuckeye takes it instead