It's losing. If there's two things we hate, it's losing and getting cancer.
Not to trivialize cancer by paraphrasing the great Kenneth Powers, but yeah, it does kind of suck. Just about everyone in America is or has been impacted by the deadly disease and if you haven't been, odds are you're young enough not to have felt it in some way or another yet. Lucky you.
But there's good news! Immediately following the Ohio State Spring Game, Alpha Epsilon Pi (of which our very own Alex is a member) will be hosting Football Frenzy with proceeds going to the American Cancer Society.
The event will take place on the grass and turf fields adjacent to the stadium and will feature 20 booths showcasing various skill games such as a punt-pass-kick challenge, football trivia and the 40-yard dash (can you top Doc Saturday's 6.03 seconds of Pale Fail?).
There will also be raffles, including one for an autographed Ginn/Smith helmet that would make a fine addition to any man cave worth its salt, t-shirts and word on the streets is that Corey might be manning a kissing booth (prepare yourselves accordingly, ladies).
For more information, or if you'd like to make a donation, please contact Jeremy Rzepka at firstname.lastname@example.org. For the latest on all of the events planned for this Saturday, please consult the 11W Spring Social guide.