
We're heading into we got nothing the offseason, so posts like this will become more frequent. Give the above photo your best caption and the winner gets to pull Corey's finger.
PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
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"Boys.. that there is a wolverine, a pitiful, pathetic creature. But do not be fooled by appearances, it must not be shown mercy. Now, Tom, go get the gun"
Greg Lashutka can't figure out why Woody's older brother is on the team this year as a player
Woody: Boys, these are the moments you will cherish for the rest of your life. Everytime you think about your playing days, you will think of these moments. It's an honor to wear the scarlet and grey and run on to the field. Many have come before you and many will come after you. With this smile on my face, I can say I'm happy to have coached you guys!
Greg Lashutka: Could you get your fingers out our ass coach?
Woody: "See what I meant guys? I told you Ohio State had the finest bitches around! Look at the ass on that one!"
Guy on Right's Thoughts: Coach told me that he was a certified physician, so him checking my prostate right now shouldn't be such a big deal I guess, but does he REALLY have to smile while he does it?!?!?!
LOL j/k Much respect to Woody...without him, we wouldn't know tOSU football as we do today
"Check out the ass on Schembechler's woman. Do you boys like the taste of wolverine?"
(There is no offseason in Buckeye land. The women will take care of business against Stanford tomorrow and the we've got baseball and golf on the horizon)
"This wont hurt a bit boys, every man needs a prostate exam from time to time."
"See, I told you the women's locker room had a window. I told ya."
"One of you boys will be mayor of this town, and the other, well the world needs ditch diggers too."
Watching those fine ass cheerleaders stretch is great. I remember when I used to have a woman that could bend like that. Now I've got a 200lb, bitch-a-phone with a hairy upper lip who can't even see her toes much less touch them. It sucks getting old boys.
LOL dead-on
Coach: Go Ahead Greg, you can touch. scUM women will do ANYTHING.
Badazz on right: Me no likey scUM! grrrrrr
you see boys, pooping your pants on the practice field is like many other things in life - you have to slightly bend over, relax, and let it happen.
The bad ass on the right I'm about 95% sure is Ike Kelley
"men...The next time we play that team up north im going to go for 2 even though we will already be up by 34. no mercy."
OK, see the nurse on the way out to schedule you rectal exam for next year
Greg: "Can you wind me up a little tighter, Coach?"
Name is Powers just in case
You know, boys, if I had my way, I'd meet that rat bastard Bo face to face; him in his tank and me in mine. We'd meet out there somewhere... salute each other, maybe drink a toast, then we'd button up and do battle. The winner would decide the outcome of the entire rivalry.
"Joey? Do you like movies about gladiators?"
Woody: Alright boys, the first one of you to miss a tackle has to fight the guy on the left, in this picture:
http://www.ourhonordefend.com/...
Billy D to Lexington?
http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dp...
Who cares? Round here we HATE the SEC
All right you two, now I want you to go look for my glasses, OK, now GO GO GO!
Woody: "Remember boys, no trim on game nights."
T-A-R-A.
I just hope those hilljacks don't come sniffing around for Thad.
Woody: "Take one step forward and drop your drawers boys. I'm gonna show you what it's like to be a buckeye."
Indeed.
Let's go Sparty.
Rich Rod aka B chimed in I see-nice to hear from ya big guy....let's go Sparty-this looks like a pick-up game with how sloppy it is early on
Billy D has denied UK...Robert Montgomery Knight to UK? I was talking to my dad and we both mentioned Bobby Knight and then on ESPN Dicky V came on and suggested UK take Bob and hire Travis Ford (OK State coach and UK alum) as his assistant and future successor when The General retires...I actually think that would be very smart for UK in preserving their title as one of the most-if not the most-prestigious basketball program in the nation
Woody: Boys...your spring break will be full of tight asses and big chests...if you're willing to work out in hot pants and beaters
I really, really, really hate them.
Could there be more crap-laden comments than those that have preceded mine?
Well, I'll add to the pile:
"Yep boys, that's what happens when you feed a Wolverine a steady diet of whole Buckeyes....not pretty, is it?"
Hilljacks? I live in KY and I'm a die hard buckeye fan but I've seen more people missing teeth at an OSU game than at UK.