Comments on: Preview: #6 Ohio State at #1 Southern Cal

By: Chuck

Chuck — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:08:05 +0000

oh and fuck you USC … Boom is on his way to stardom

By: Chuck

Chuck — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:06:15 +0000

Just in , beanie will not play per columbus channel 10 (9:00 P.M.)

all of you retards that kept claiming “deception” can now officially fuck yourself as retarded morons … go be a moron elsewhere

By: PG

PG — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:05:44 +0000

Just heard on the Buckeye Blitz special… Beanie WILL NOT PLAY tomorrow :(

By: BuckeyeFromTheFuture

BuckeyeFromTheFuture — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:02:20 +0000

Sometimes I enjoy landing in the past and checking out what the talk is in the current year. So it’s 2008, and you’re worried about your Bucks? Well, I want to tell you something…you will be happy tomorrow. I can tell you this because the timeline wasn’t adversely affected by this revelation, as it was treated as simply as some wishful thinking on the part of a fan somewhere.

As a visitor to your timeline, I do intend to watch tomorrow as Beanie gets his share of carries, scores two touchdowns, and your recently inept starting quarterback finds some magic. Your defense steps up to shut USC down, and the Buckeyes walk out of sunny California with a win to the tune of 33-14.

The Columbus Dispatch will headline with “Colliseum Shocker!”, and the anti-Buckeye movement will be frustrated (no, they won’t quit altogether), and will have to rely on charges of a weak schedule for the rest of the year.

Amazingly, these Bucks will appear in the national championship game, and guess what? They actually win this time! Buckeye lovers everywhere…prepare for a season to remember!!

Buckeye From the Future

By: Das Spaz

Das Spaz — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:56:39 +0000

I expect the best and am prepared for the worst. Vodka is in the freezer, and my mind is cleared. I will go mental if our D scheme is reactionary pansy ball though. I could rant for hours on Heacocks lack of creativity but I won’t. Hopefully on Sunday I’ll be chewing on my foot packpeddling and calling him a genious, the last 2 years were merely a set-up for 9/13! Just give it 100% and execute like champions and I’ll be happy regardless.

Who am I kidding.

ROUNDHOUSE THEIR NECKS! THROW LIKE ACHILLES!! CHANNEL THOR AND SHIVA AND ZEUS!! O-LINE, BLAST LIKE THE HADRON COLLIDER! GO BUCKS! GLORY ON THE FIELD IS ETERNAL!!

O-H!!!

By: BuckeyeFromTheFuture

BuckeyeFromTheFuture — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:50:21 +0000

Sometimes I enjoy landing in the past and checking out what the talk is in the current

By: Buckeyeblowoutwin

Buckeyeblowoutwin — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:31:46 +0000

Update: Beanie is no longer dead, they got him to the guy in the Princess bride (Billy Crystal character) in enough time to bring him back to life. Could be god for 10-15 carries

By: Buckeyeblowoutwin

Buckeyeblowoutwin — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:28:46 +0000

bad news, I just heard beanie is Dead. he was eaten by a shark while the team was visiting the beach and is now officially out for tomorrow’s game. No word on whether he will return for Troy. Sources close to the situation say he is probably a go for Minnesota

By: Bobby

Bobby — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:23:15 +0000

Good news: Beanie is now supposedly day to day.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:39:05 +0000

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