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1. 

   Dana Jacobs… what a ho. Can’t believe Jay has to work with that squared-jawed hermaphrodite every day.

   Dave K - 08/18/08 @ 7:19 pm - #

2. Somebody get Dana a sugar cube…or is that Rebecca Lobo?

   Chris - 08/18/08 @ 7:26 pm - #

3. 

   Jacobson aside, what’s up with our boy’s neck? It’s like he swallowed a tree trunk, or has thyroid cancer or something. It looks unnatural.

   Steve - 08/18/08 @ 8:34 pm - #

4. 

   WWF Nickname: “The Neck”

   He will only get 100 tackles this year. His neck will account for 35-40 more.

   Poe McKnoe - 08/18/08 @ 8:56 pm - #

5. When I look at his neck I can’t help but think “roids roids roids roids roids”. I feel like a Michigan fan or something. I feel dirty.

   poguemahone - 08/18/08 @ 9:45 pm - #

6. omg. did he take the bolts out right before the interview or what. he is going to kill at least one rb this year.

   ohfosho - 08/18/08 @ 10:59 pm - #

7. 

   If you’re thinking “roids roids roids roids roids”, don’t. Clearly not the case. Roids also cause jaw muscles to enlarge, giving the “big-head” appearance. Not the case here. But, Damn! that’s a big neck.

   Ron - 08/19/08 @ 9:31 am - #

8. Dana’s one big bitch. She would be a DE in DickRod’s new system.

   Tyler - 08/19/08 @ 9:58 am - #

9. Ron, what an incredibly insensitive thing to say about Dana Jacobson. I don’t think any of us thought roids at all until you just brought it up.

   Phil - 08/19/08 @ 10:39 am - #

10. Dana would definately fit in at TE.

    Shot by the Schott - 08/19/08 @ 2:19 pm - #

11. 5 sacks was tied for third in nation? I think not….

    mike - 08/19/08 @ 5:54 pm - #

12. 

    I’ve got to say, that’s one well-spoken young man. Thoughtful, courteous, and humble. My respect-a-buckeye meter just went way up.

    Gatorpilot - 08/22/08 @ 2:27 am - #

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