Comments on: The Favre Effect Enters Gholston’s World

By: Jason

Jason — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:53:24 +0000

I’m not gonna lie. I was thinking the punchline of your tree-humping story was Brett Favre, somehow.

By: BrotherBuck

BrotherBuck — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:08:02 +0000

True story. I was living on South Padre Island, Texas (yes, the same place that got it by the hurricane last week) an unnamed number of years ago and it was Spring Break. My roommate and I were leaving for work and walked out of our condo ~6:00 am (still dark out). We immediately stopped in our tracks and noticed a shirtless male Spring Breaker DRY HUMPING a palm tree across the street. He realizes we’ve caught him in his defilement of Island vegitation and takes off running across a grassy, marshy, empty lot. About 10 yards into his sprint to freedom he hits a hole, twists his ankle, and does a header into the bog. He’s undeterred though. He quickly (15-20 seconds) composes himself, gets up moaning and continues limping through the bog. My roommate and I couldn’t move due to the laughter for maybe 10 minutes. Still, one of the funniest things I’ve ever witnessed.

By: Jason

Jason — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:27:18 +0000

If Facebook had been around back in the day, I’d never be able to get a job again.

By: Dan Isaacs (Most of these wre typed as lowercase letters)

Dan Isaacs (Most of these wre typed as lowercase letters) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:09:11 +0000

Yeh, I think most of us would rather not have anyone (let alone everyone) know about our drunken escapades. At least PSU Kid wasn’t peeing on the trophy case.

By: Chris

Chris — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:51:52 +0000

Nice, Tyler! Our whole readership just experienced a few flashbacks they’d just as soon forget. Those were the days.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:59:23 +0000

Good for the Penn St. student. Lord knows I’ve woken from a drunken binge holding far worse than an Alamo Bowl trophy.