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I felt a disturbance in the force and came running Oorang Indian war party style, to smack back some SEC crack trash. Me and my buddy Chingachgook had our war clubs and longknives at the ready.

Fortunately, for real LSU fans… it was a mock battle.

Anywho, never fear LSU fans; for they are basically Frenchies. And we all know how girly Frenchies are. Frenchies have no nature for battle. Their Gallic laziness combines with their Latinate horniness with the result that they would rather eat and make love with their faces than fight.

Wil-The uncle remark has had me laughing all afternoon. It does rank right up there with Harold’s “gloryhole” caption last week.

Can you tell Harold is in his last two days of a job?

TigerFan07 was merely a brain-a-tomically accurate FAKE SEC/LSU fan. If this had been an actual trolling, I too would have joined in. I was putting 11W’s best and brightest through a National Championship blogging mini-camp.

WIL, HAL3, & JIM THORPE - Nice practice, you are listed on the 11W two-deep.

By the way, the best line in 11W history…

“Oh, and that akward time with your uncle at the family reunion doesn’t count as losing your virginity.”

You are the one being defensive, purple nurple. You have to come to this site to post your crack baby talk to see if you can provoke someone and when it does not happen…you get all girly!

Buck Up, Dim Wit!

Ohio always has the best athletes. And, they are as fast or faster than any LSU player.

You wrote:

“And by the way, at least we never lost in regulation…”

Do you actually believe this tripe? Certainly, you never graduated from any valid university academic program. Les Miles is an idiot, even by Michigan standards. So, parroting back his moronic ramblings is sad and pathetic.

Further, you posted:

“Illinois could not stay within 2 scores with our offense.”

Are you the stupidest stupid bunghole this side of the mason dixon?

Illinois could easily stay ahead of LSU by 3 TD’s. Look at what the suckwad Ar-Kansas squad did to you ladies with their Wild Hog Formation. Juice Williams can out throw that craptastic Casey Dick as well as McFadden. Plus, Juice can out run and pitch better that McFadden or Felix.

Juice is superior to Matt Flynn as well. And, Mendenhall can blast his way through LSU’s line just like McFadden. All Illinois, or, for that matter; OSU needs to do is to run the ball approximately 28-29 plays and the LSU D-Line will cave like the purple barney’s they are.

Oh yeah, say hi to your uncle gatorpilot and your other uncle banjo picker. They are looking forward to giving you some more purple nurples, a nebraska neck scarf and a New Orleans Mudbath.