Gonzaga Hoops Likes To Party
Heytvelt and Davis shortly before their arrest
In case you missed it, two Gonzaga players were arrested last night for possession of the hippie lettuce and a bag of psychedelic mushrooms. Second leading scorer Josh Heytvelt and redshirt freshman Theo Davis were pulled over because the tail lights on their tye-dyed Volkswagen Bus were not working late last night.
The pair must have smoked enough of the chronic for the remaining amount found in their ride to qualify as a misdemeanor however possession of ‘shrooms is a felony. The “Zigâ€-Zags host Santa Clara tonight without Heytvelt who has been suspended indefinitely. In a shocking development, both players are claiming innocence. Apparently, the Shroom Fairy must have placed the magic baggy in the car.
[Pedro is having a panic attack after smoking Man's dope]
Man Stoner: Here, man, mellow out. Here, take this
[Pedro swallows the capsule]
Man Stoner: No, wait a minute don’t take that.
Pedro: [Worried] Hey, man; what was that shit you gave me?
Man Stoner: Man, that was the most acid I ever saw anyone take at one time, man.
Pedro: [panicing] Acid! Man, I don’t mess with that shit, man. A guy in my neighborhood took some once, his head swelled up and everything, man!
Man Stoner: [laughing] Ho, ho, ho; man, I hope you’re not planning on doing anything for the next couple of months.
Didn’t Jonathan Skeete move to the Pacific Northwest? By the way, I had forgotten his first name and it’s a wonderful age when you can type “kicker gahanna marijuana” into The Google to find the answer to a question.
anybody selling gonzaga zig-zag t-shirts ?
That’s a great idea..