Greg Oden
Via a vast underground network trading in birthday party invitations, Eleven Warriors has obtained an invitation for Greg Oden's birthday party tonight in Columbus. And by vast underground network, we mean this 9th grade kid living down the street from me, who may or may not have made this with his warezed version of Photoshop.
This is looking like a pretty hoppin' night, but we wouldn't suggest crashing the party. The boys at the VFW, besides knowing where the capital of Jabooty is, have all personally impaled more Japanese and Germans than you've likely had hot meals.
