I'll wipe them any damn where I please. Brian Harline told the media that The Vest gets into some heat at home for eating Doritos in bed and wiping his hands on the side of the bed. Can this guy get any more freakin' awesome?
One of the great mysteries of our time -- still unsolved. The Plain Dealer tries, unsuccessfully, to figure out how many sweater vests Tressel owns. We are putting the over/under at 20.
Envy. Urban Meyer may or may not be carrying a lucky Buckeye in his pocket during the game.
The McConaughey rule is in effect. OSU and Florida will each be limited to 5 sideline passes for the championship game. Just how much money does the school get from Nike? Consider that joining Cris Carter, Keith Byars, Jim Jackson and Tyson Gentry's father on the Buckeye sideline will be a Nike rep.