Breaking: People Will Not Stop Watching March Madness

By D.J. Byrnes on March 25, 2015 at 10:19 am
March Madness
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If you enjoy stories about insanely rich men getting even richer, then buddy, do I have a story for YOU!

From Kevin Fang of AwfulAnnouncing.com:

Due to some very good games and upsets, the NCAA Tournament paced the three networks to the 21 most-watched sporting events on cable last week. In addition, TNT and TBS ranked 1-2 among all of the cable networks for the week of March 16-21. truTV finished 9th in the cable wars.

To keep its non-profit status, the NCAA is going to have to hire extra Pinkertons to keep all this falling-from-the-sky money from falling into the pockets of the players, who do not deserve a single penny of it under any circumstances and should just shut up already.


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